I was unemployed for a little while...

Maybe it’ll be Larry Bird! Or Babyface! Or Jared Fogle! Or Adam Lambert! Or Dan Quayle! Or John Wooden’s Ghost! What exciting possibilities!

No it was Jenna Wolfe. I like Savannah, though. If she and Willie Geist and Tamron Hall could just push Matt Lauer, Natalie Morales, and Al Roker out of there, I would be so happy.

Hey, remember the time Plaxico Buress shot himself in the leg?????

It wasn’t her, but I wish it was, because I hate Natalie Morales.

No, but I’m following her now! Jesus, her photos are pretty.

I understand a DJ in most other situations not wanting to take requests, but if you’re at a fucking wedding I don’t understand why you wouldn’t play guest requests within reason. 99% of the time they’re not paying you to play your untouchable Magnum Opus set list because you’re the Greatest Undiscovered Wedding DJ In…

So true. I hated hearing in Europe the tone of scorn when people would say “Don’t only 1 in 5 Americans have passports?” (or whatever the percentage is). It’s like... most people don’t NEED them. If you want to go abroad you have to put down a chunk of cash, even just to the Caribbean, and many people choose to make…

I still have a CA driver’s license even though I haven’t lived there for seven years. So I guess I don’t live in Alabama! I’ll have to tell my parents I technically still live with them, they’ll love that.

Oh, come on. I studied abroad and only had classes two days a week - Monday and Tuesday. I was there for four months and the rest of the week, Wednesday - Sunday, I was out seeing my city. Studying took up very little of my time, the rest of my time was spent exploring my city and fucking living. If I reference my…

Oh yeah, I definitely have a list of places I want to go thanks to Instagram.

Nope. Tried it, and NEVER AGAIN.

My Insta feed is ALL travelers/travel blogs/international photographers/official accounts from city tourism boards. I love it, and I try to post my own travel photos here and there (especially on #tbt). If my followers don’t like it, they can unfollow me.

Exactly. If you travel outside the country and didn’t have such a great time, people are probably going to think you’re ungrateful/disrespectful/culturally insensitive or something if you say so,

One thing I learned when travelling is that every place is shitty in its own special way. You see that America could improve in some ways, but also see that America is pretty great in other ways. For example, I liked that I could open carry alcohol on the streets of Florence when I studied abroad - alcohol laws are…

Totally agreed on the hobby thing. Most people have at least one thing that they spend their spare change and spare time on, whether it’s going to sporting events, playing video games, painting tiny soldiers under a microscope, making jam, whatever. I hate the idea that it’s always smug and elitist to travel a lot and…

Yes.

Cosigned. Ballsmcgee and I believe our assholes are functional, not recreational. I guess it just depends from person to person.

Maybe you should go on a microhike for ten days and chill out.

Everything about this look is terrible.