I predict we will see this on J.Lo before the year’s end.

NOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO REGRETSY

So far nobody has explained what a tetanus bouquet is and I'm starting to get pissed off.

I knew a large family when I was a kid that likes to snack on Milkbones. Two of the kids ended up going to Harvard. I just thought those were two weird facts.

I want to say she called out one of the Jez authors on something racist they wrote in an article, and maybe used that to make a larger point about Jez’s white feminism as a whole? Am I in the right ballpark?

I thought it was fine.

I think there are degrees of fakeness. Like, I don’t think Rihanna is 100% real, but she seems pretty real and is a hell of a lot less fake than Taylor Swift.

Uh, pretty sure she got banned and that’s why she doesn’t post anymore. I forget why though.

Yeah, you would think more people would look forward to a night out without the kids - why do you want to bring your small, rambunctious children to a fancy event? That seems not fun at all.

Exactly. I don’t know where or when people started to think that invites extended to anyone beyond the people listed on the card or the #2 of people indicated on it (like John Doe +1 guest).

Agreed. In a perfect world, wedding guests would only bring the people indicated on the invitation. People would know that their kids are only invited if they’re invited by name or the invitation says “... and family.” But unfortunately, a lot of people (especially in America) have no concept of etiquette or restraint…

I live in the South, where I think kids at the reception are much more common. I was talking to my fiancé’s best friend’s fiancé (now wife) when she was planning their wedding, and I asked her what she planned to do about the kids thing. She was like “Oh... I didn’t even think about it! I don’t really care if people…

Nope, not me, I definitely don’t have this problem, that would be gross and weird, but MY FRIEND will be happy for the information!

Dude, this is exactly what happens. MY FRIEND feels really bloated, to the point where it’s painful, and then subsequently gets really gassy. SHE figured it had something to do with the cabin pressure. Thanks!

How DARE you.

Re: passenger farting

Right. I kind of like the idea of the couple picking a whole new name and everyone going by that, but that can also get kind of hairy and some people really are attached to their last names. I do agree that everyone having the same last name is probably the easiest from a paperwork/social standpoint, but that’s just…

But would siblings having different last names be ideal? It might be weird if one kid has one parent’s last name and the other has the other parent’s - it might create a weird unconscious division. But I don’t really know, it seems like there’s no perfect solution and it depends family to family.

Uh, fuck that NP. It’s totally normal to be curious/nervous/wary about a baby kicking inside you (like, despite how common it is it objectively is a weird biological fact o’ life), just like it’s not insane to be anxious about pushing a 7-9 lb thing out of your small vagina hole. Shaming someone or wondering if they…

Agreed.