I wasn’t talking about rape, I was talking about Scottish history of the 1800s. Is that not what we were talking about?

Well, I’m saying that in America it never came up in my curriculum and it was never something that I thought to look into. I got very little about British/Scottish history growing up except tangentially via the Seven Years’ War or the Revolution, and it never occurred to me to research what was going on in that time…

He cheated on his wife? Ick. Do spill that tea!

You’re from the UK, right? I’ve been wondering how Corden is perceived over there. I think he’s funny and talented but not, like, out of this world amazing, but I thought that a lot of Brits think he’s a wanker. Is that true?

I haven’t - I’m American and honestly don’t know much about the time period at all. But I don’t think knowing more about the time period would make me more cool with what happened in the last episode. I thought it was gratuitous.

Yuhhh knuhhhh nuuuuuhthin’, Juhhhhhhn Snuuuhhhhh.

Oh no, I know what it is! :) I know he’s important and I don’t dislike Juhhhhn Snuuuhhh himself, I’m just usually much more interested in King’s Landing events and the Stark girls than I am in the Night’s Watch and all of their fighting scenes. Ordinarily a zombie fight scene would not be my favorite kind of genre,…

Yeah, I never read the books but this whole Wentworth Prison story arc was gratuitous and really made me question why I was watching this show. I highly, highly doubt that something this fucked is truly necessary for the story, and if it is necessary for the story then I’m not sure that’s a story I want to watch.

I said this last night on GT, but those last 30 minutes were so impactful because they highlighted just how fucking meaningless all the political bullshit south of the Wall is. Like, Cersei’s imprisonment and Jorah being friendzoned again and Sansa hating Reek and every other storyline just does. not. matter. compared…

Right??? Normally I’m very meh about Juhhhn Snuuhhh, the Night’s Watch’s issues, and Wall politics (Wallitics) but that battle scene was badfuckinass. It was exactly the kick in the pants the show needed right now.

BUT CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT MY HAPA FRIEND’S FRIEND’S COUSIN’S DOG WALKER’S MOTHER’S COWORKER’S GYNECOLOGIST? SHE’S BLONDE IT’S ALL OK

My duvet cover is by them, I think. And my shower curtain is from Urb too. Sorry not sorry!

Yep, I was going to bring up that “Hold Your Wee for a Wii” thing. It happened in my hometown. I thought that it was common knowledge before that happened, that you can die from a “water overdose,” which is why I was astounded why anyone would do such a contest.

I wore my Birkenstocks around Europe and I got laid TWICE while wearing them so yeah, everyone can pry them out of my cold dead hands.

However, I was not a fan of the Gilly-Sam sex given that it fulfilled the “you saved me from rape, so fucking me is your prize” trope. They could’ve boned without putting yet another female character in a rape peril situation, especially in one that requires a man (and his BFF’s murderous wolf dog) to defend her honor.

Personally, I only think that it’s appropriate to date people the same age as you, and I mean that down to the day.

Rather Be was probably my favorite song of 2014, and Real Love my second favorite. Jess Glynne is amazing.

I’d like to imagine that you’re going to drink the vodka with the spoon, like a bowl of cereal milk.

One of them is definitely getting donkey shit on your dress.

BUT WAS IT WEARING A FLOWER CROWN OR ANY OTHER KIND OF CROWN??