It would eat its crown, shit on your dress, and bray during the vows.

This is amazing.

Sounds like you caught several stuffed cats too!

This is the very privileged, Pintrest-y equivalent of getting married in those wolf/moon shirts.

Going all Reese Witherspoon like “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????”

“I fought the law and the law let me off because I batted my eyelashes and flipped my hair and said, ‘Ohmigosh ohmigosh I am SOOO SORRY I forgot that weed was in there’ and then the officer winked at me and said ‘We all make mistakes, sweetheart’”

Pack it up and go home, y’all, this is the whitest idea that has ever existed.

This is almost certainly what happened.

This is the second fucking Flygirl article I can think of about a white girl recommending how to smuggle/obtain drugs in a situation where you would be a fucking IDIOT to be in possession of them. But at least this one is like “lol btw this article is only for white girls sorryyyyyy byeeeee!!!!”, so that makes it ok,…

(Yeah I disagree too, the point of the video is that it's bullshit)

Not so lucky, actually, didn't you hear they're past their last fuckable day?

I mean, even if I was totally secure in my relationship I would find it a bit humiliating. Like I wouldn’t necessarily be mad because I didn’t get my hands on it or because I would think that meant my SO was a commitment-phobe, but I would be mad because it would be embarrassing and rude.

It’s amazing how strongly people will defend stupid traditions “because it’s just what’s done.” Like, is the bouquet toss the hill you want to die on?

Yeah, I wonder, from the title, if Clover has any idea that most of those comedians in the video are not Irish.

nonononononononono

I’m probably not going to watch it because Mad Men already scarred me w/r/t riding lawnmower-related injuries. Even mentioning that that check gets beheaded by one in the trailer is gonna keep me up tonight.

I replied to someone in another thread about how now that I travel with ballsmcgee instead of alone I can’t figure out a way for us to meet people as a couple without sounding creepy and like we’re trying to swing, so no swing clubs, nonsexual or otherwise, for us as that would only get even more anxiety-inducing.

This is a good idea. I wish they would do an article about how to make friends while traveling as a couple, because whenever I travel with ballsmcgee I want to meet more people but I haven’t learned how to approach people without feeling creepy. Ballsmcgee is really shy so he’s no help and I feel like when we try to…

That’s not what I said. I said that the trembling/crying Sansa, while a totally realistic and valid reaction to a rape, seems to visually and thematically link a little too much to early show Sansa. I didn’t say that the act itself was a statement about her character. In other threads I said that it seemed weird for…