hi I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight, but I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses!!!

""Hi, I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight, and I'm here to pick up my dry cleaning."

I actually lead with that as my introduction to all people I meet, as they are my most important attributes. It doesn't matter what the social situation. "Hi, I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight. Can I get two bean burritos and a cool ranch Doritos locos taco? Thanks."

I'm still dying over earthwulf's amazing disco Iceman.

Potatoe is very...exotic.

Conspiracies... ^_^

Uh uh, this is my chance to beat the crazy conspiracy theorists to the punch, but making a crazy theory before them!

Ditto for these guys:

Don't forget ....

Epic oversight...

Because you're not sexually or romantically attracted to your best friend.

as someone w a flat white ass this is super rude

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

Some may cite them as worst but I am truly digging how Elsa and Anna have been introduced into "Once Upon a Time."

When this Carol

10/10, would read again.

Um...he basically just proved us GTers are lovely.

As a member of Groupthink, I'm very relieved to have my faith in humanity restored. Thanks for posting this!