NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Riverdale is full on Twin Peaks and noir featuring Archie. It shouldn’t work, and yet it does. If the Sabrina show channels the Hammer Horror elements of the comic (it’s really freaking creepy) it could work in that sort of weird “how is this so good?” kind of way.

Late one night, a shadowy figure crept from behind the bookshelves in his office. In the darkness it rather resembled a leathery bag of potatoes as it waddled over to the computer. It hauled itself into the chair, fired up the PC, and began navigating the file system.

I was sad when she left Person of Interest, but since then, she’s done so many amazingly cool roles, I think it can be forgiven.

The facts are, so called “adults” have been raving about meaningless childish things way past their 50's for decades.

Wow, James. Two men who have given me countless hours of entertainment and invigoration, for so very little money out of my pocket. Thanks a lot for posting this. Seriously. I don’t often find such treasures on my own.

I am a fiend for most things kitteh, but I will probably have to pass. Despite the twist on the tale, talking animal movies with CGI antics just don’t do it for me. Strangely, a lot of star power in this sucker, though, and a cute little fuzzball.

A Jumanji remake is a horrible idea, but let’s not pretend that Walk Hard is anything but a darned entertaining film. :D

was nobody else concerned that he was using all that lighter fluid to read in broad daylight? That mullet must be constricting blood flow to his brain, and lighter fluid must grow on trees.

I think that I am the only person who sees this person whenever Sam is on screen.

But clean shaven Rick is GOOD Rick. Carpenter Man basically told us that, because nuance. If we had bearded BAD Rick, Tara would be a goner.

Morgan is African-American, and the moral compass of the group. Neither of those traits have exactly led to long TWD lifespans. He might as well announce that he’s finally putting in his papers so he can retire to his sailboat with his wife.

You’re correct - but that was literally like 2.5 pages of content.

I couldn't agree with you more about the love affair. I've done just the same. And I know Franco can pull off drama and not just portray a dumbass or a stoner, but there's a sincerity and sweetness to Jake's character that I've put together in my mind that I'll have difficulty watching anyone act out. I hate trying to…

Now look what happened.

Also, a must have for all lovers of Miyazaki and good literature:

Alarm clock function?

Is this a real thing or a movie thing? Because being non-US, I’m always just asked to take my pants off and keep my top on. The only time I’ve ever won a hospital gown has been for surgery.

I went once. I never have to go back. That’s how it works, right? RIGHT?