We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

10/10, would read again.

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.

Um...he basically just proved us GTers are lovely.

As a member of Groupthink, I'm very relieved to have my faith in humanity restored. Thanks for posting this!

Matthew 23:1

"I've seen things."

Here is the photo I sent, just so everyone knows how grave this injustice is:

#womenagainstfeminism

You know, last summer I wasn't quite sure what to make of "Blurred Lines." Was it obnoxious but relatively harmless in the grand scheme of things, or was it creepy as fuck?

Thanks to this whole "Paula" shit, I now know the answer is Door Number 2.

If 1-800-Flowers really wanted a promotion that screamed Robin Thicke,…

If it was my birthday, you know I'd be taking those 100 balls and making a goddamn ball pit à la Discovery Zone.

Oh wait, I got something even better.

I got one for Christmas two years ago. I'm 27 years old.

I offer you a plate of cookies.

It's really important you pay attention to these early-onset symptoms of a stroke - please go to a hospital before it gets worse. If you notice any numbness in addition to your obvious confusion and disorientation, call an ambulance.