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I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

don’t you DARE flatter me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We had a client not long ago who said she didn’t care for Beyonce after that “super political Super Bowl” performance, scoffing and rolling her eyes as she said it. In the next breath, she waxed poetic and starry-eyed about the Gaga concert in our town this past fall. I was at that concert and it was political as

I respect Diana Ross. I think she’s fabulous... And it was really my little tribute to her.

I big heart love this logic.

Haven’t we learned our lesson about trying to stop an unwanted blob of zygotes half way?

What . . . what the hell is wrong with these people? By your own logic, abortion is murder. And if you murder a living being, it’s . . . dead. And if you bring something dead back to life, that’s . . .

It’s totally his fault.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

God this country is so fucking stupid. Let’s just appoint trump king for life. Then the republicans will be happy and the dems will also be happy since the happiest they ever are is just criticizing the party.

Oh, great. So let’s stop condemning FGM using the same logic. Wouldn’t want to upset women who had their clitorises removed.

I smell a nose job, but it could be a combo of fillers, contouring, Botox, and photoshop. She looks like Kesha more than herself in her buzz cut days.

I am trying not to be super salty about this because any improvement would be good but for fuck’s sake. It is REALLY HARD for me to be rooting for better paternity policies for men (especially in other countries) when the maternity policies here in the US are still a goddamn crapshoot. I know it’s not the point of the

The Cat in the Hat used to give me SO much anxiety as a kid. I did NOT understand the appeal of the Cat at all and empathized far too much with the Fish..

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be

These kids give me hope for a better future.

I dated a white rapper and it was terrible. He is terrible. Don’t date white rappers.

Oh, look! My least favorite couple! [Instagram]