I felt like shit the last two nights and my husband took a sick day yesterday to care for our 2-year-old. It’s one of the sexiest things ever. Will be jumping his bones as soon as I feel at least 98%.

I am pleased... This soothes my soul...

Oh, jeez...Is Whataburger evil, too????

Oh, yeah...she is not at all nice. I used to work in Downtown Houston and she used to do business at my workplace. To this day, I remember how fucking mean she was to some guy who worked at a sandwich shop for recognizing her.  You would think a member of congress would be stoked that her constituency knows who the…

This is such an outrageous fucking nightmare...

They come in a lower-sugar, whole wheat version!

To be fair...I garden in skirts sometimes...

I will watch this garage...and by “watch,” I mean, “watch” as in I’ll stress-watch this while I’m working on a fucking annoying website for some annoying people that I dislike intensely at 3am, while my baby is asleep...I’ll probably eat all of the chocolate in the house, too.

OMG...she complimented that woman’s eye make-up!

If it makes you feel any better, SCOTUS is not as infallible as you think. SCOTUS still believes the Japanese internment camps during WWII were just fine, they’ve allowed tons of my husbands clients to be murdered, and finally, Clarence fucking Thomas. (And fuck you, Joe Biden, you still owe Anita Hill a fucking…

That can’t be right. That has to be the result of Russian bots or some other stupid plot.

So would a dealership rather just have a CPO sit on their lot rather than sell at a discounted rate? I’ve been internet stalking one vehicle and found another one that’s a year older, but at the same trim package level minus the remote start and with fewer miles, for the same price. It’s at the same dealership, too.…

If you stare long enough, she does start to look like Kesha!!!

OMFG

Nooo...That is just too cuckoo bananas.

YES! I was reading it about 30 minutes ago to my one-year-old and I was like, “Who leaves their two little ones home alone?! And why the fuck is this fish the most sensible one around???!!!”

Omfg. This makes me so happy. I love everything about this post.

WHAAAAT?!!! Chef Brockett was in Night of the Living Dead!!! And he did that weird segment where he was at a cake decorating contest in a mall!!!

Ooohhh, we’ve been watching Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood here and then we watched a part of a Daniel Tiger episode. We found it lacking and, thankfully, so did BabyBearSmash, who is only ever really engaged with screentime when it’s Mr. Rogers.