I felt like shit the last two nights and my husband took a sick day yesterday to care for our 2-year-old. It’s one of the sexiest things ever. Will be jumping his bones as soon as I feel at least 98%.

I am pleased... This soothes my soul...

Spoilers! They are so comforting!!! You’re not so stressed out because you know what’s coming... I find comfort and relief in them... Aaaahhhh....

Oh, jeez...Is Whataburger evil, too????

Oh, yeah...she is not at all nice. I used to work in Downtown Houston and she used to do business at my workplace. To this day, I remember how fucking mean she was to some guy who worked at a sandwich shop for recognizing her.  You would think a member of congress would be stoked that her constituency knows who the…

So Gary didn’t set off the birds, but Charlie’s insane killer co-worker did? (They were in the grocery store near a refrigerated case, they hear pounding and pleas, the birds start tittering...  The birds are fallible? Continuity error? Gary is just a special sort of crazy??  (Tom Hollander is always so weird and so…

This is such an outrageous fucking nightmare...

They come in a lower-sugar, whole wheat version!

To be fair...I garden in skirts sometimes...

I will watch this garage...and by “watch,” I mean, “watch” as in I’ll stress-watch this while I’m working on a fucking annoying website for some annoying people that I dislike intensely at 3am, while my baby is asleep...I’ll probably eat all of the chocolate in the house, too.

Take all of my money... I’ll have to buy all of these for BabyBearSmash in, like, every size...

Maybe it was because we saw this at a very nice Odeon in Glasgow with super cushy recliners or maybe it’s because this is the second movie we’ve seen in a real theater since having our baby (he’s 19 months old now), but the hoozeband and I really enjoyed it! It was fun! The very bit at the end was somewhat baffling,…

OMG...she complimented that woman’s eye make-up!

If it makes you feel any better, SCOTUS is not as infallible as you think. SCOTUS still believes the Japanese internment camps during WWII were just fine, they’ve allowed tons of my husbands clients to be murdered, and finally, Clarence fucking Thomas. (And fuck you, Joe Biden, you still owe Anita Hill a fucking…

I am so in love with this!

Hahhahaaaa! For a second, I was like, “Husband??” But we watched it with just the two of us...and he cried like a baby and refuses to watch it again.

Subaru commercials....which ones? All of them. I’m a puddle of tears.

I feel this real hard...

That can’t be right. That has to be the result of Russian bots or some other stupid plot.

So would a dealership rather just have a CPO sit on their lot rather than sell at a discounted rate? I’ve been internet stalking one vehicle and found another one that’s a year older, but at the same trim package level minus the remote start and with fewer miles, for the same price. It’s at the same dealership, too.…