let’s take a moment to enjoy The Riker Maneuver

So, the biggest Spoiler today is that Michael Bay is looking for a chubby young boy actor?

Wait, I just have to lay this out here again:

Never happen. I guarantee that when Florida is fully submersed Republicans will still be claiming that it’s exclusively cyclical and connected to volcanoes so there ain’t nuthin’ we can do about it so we might as well make money.

“This is nobody’s fault except Leslie’s,” Paster says. “She should have known four to five months ago the date of premiere, and said, ‘I’m not a sample size, I need to go to designers early or buy myself a dress.’

I choose the deniers should be the first one to go.

She should’ve just eaten a banana irresponsibly, but she didn’t.

hot damn this woman could not look any more Texas if she tried.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

Spoilers have been a bit underwhelming the last couple of days. Is James on vacation or did he find a new job as well? Not that I’m worried or anything...

I get the feeling no one tells Lyanna Mormont what to do.

I thought it was “hired a hack to coordinate the whole thing.”

It's pretty fucking stupid. If you see a post-credit scene, it's because you saw the movie. That works. What if you wanted to see this, and that got released and you saw it by accident before you saw the movie? Snyder is a moron

They kicked their universe off with two shitty movies and tons of bad word of mouth?

You mean, that one is a Murderverse, and the other one is not?

they need to bring back shirtless salmon ladder scenes

Green Arrow should never have sleeves.