Wait, I just have to lay this out here again:

“This is nobody’s fault except Leslie’s,” Paster says. “She should have known four to five months ago the date of premiere, and said, ‘I’m not a sample size, I need to go to designers early or buy myself a dress.’

She should’ve just eaten a banana irresponsibly, but she didn’t.

hot damn this woman could not look any more Texas if she tried.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

IT’S TRUE, THIS ISN’T REAL, HE’S NOT EVEN ATTRACTED TO HER

god bless you child

I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

he hates her. look at his body language in those first two instagram videos. he HATES her. she’s trying too hard to prove that this relationship is real and he is just miserable.

This relationship, and the ensuing internet drama, is my everything right now.

Also, I like to use all Taylor posts as an excuse to post gifs of the great Meredith.

I’m honestly beginning to think Taylor might be gay. There’s never any heat, or realness, in any of her relationships. But then again, I think everyone is gay so...

I watched “High-Rise” this weekend, and while it was possibly the largest mess of a movie I’ve ever seen (it tried, it tried so hard) I *did* get to see Hiddleston’s butt so it wasn’t a complete wash.

That picture still terrifies me.

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

My reaction from just reading the title. It didn’t change when I read the article.