AHHHH confronting my own mortality right about now
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Oh my goodness, Sasha is all growns up!!!!
I’ve been loooking for the perfect shoe to go with my crotchless fishnet bodysuit for AGES, Rihanna has all the luck.
MINION TRUTHER!!!
Because minions are anthropomorphized Twinkies, which kill children much more slowly, in order to extract maximum consumer value.
How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
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I can see that now. I don’t know what it says about me that my mind jumped to “definitely dicks.”
I like “penises with a case of something” better. Seems super fitting considering the Chico’s description says these earrings “bring the drama.” :(
Definitely dicks.
Ha! I was about to post something similar. I’m 33 and my soon to be husband is 27. I’m assuming we cancel each other out. :)
I like you! The real deal is worth it.
Maybe that's true for some people, but I don't think you can generalize based on age like that. I met my husband a couple months after I turned 31, and I had been living alone for five years before I met him. Yet, moving in together and fully morphing into one of those lovey-dovey couples who never a gets tired of…
I'd go with bunny lady personally. Since I'm already a year past my expiration date apparently, I'm actually ahead of the game in terms of collecting bunnies. I'm ok with that. Ducks and cars are cool too- but if you have to pick one, I'd say little baby ducks all the way:)
If you’re willing to be Sans Spawn don’t be so quick to start a countdown. Mr.R and I got married 2 years ago when I was 49. First for me, second for him. We had been, well something more and less than “fb”s for about 5 years then fell in love. 5 years later we got married at my grandparent’s assisted living facility.…
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I’m 32 right now so... fuckballs!
Statistics do not work that way!
Aw man, I was 32 when I got married (3 years ago). But my husband was only 27. So can I assume I am more likely to get divorced than he is?