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I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

She was Frigga (RIP) in both Thor movies. The last one only came out in 2013.

So did I! Someone said "a theater in Texas..." and I said "ALAMO. IT'S TOTALLY THE ALAMO." Of course.

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Our dystopian present.

Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

So ... this, but with a shell made of Fritos?

Best postscript in a personal letter, ever.

Dear Jezebel reader: The word "every day" (or "everyday") is not in my headline.