And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.

I'm not really sure what that means.

I believe it. The thing about 30 Rock is a lot of the jokes have an absurd number of layers, and the show's never been shy about sacred cows. Few sitcoms would have the balls to make their main character racist, let alone make it a running joke.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Last night I wish somebody stabbed me. My mother in law said: "I consider myself a progressive but why can't lesbians dress better? They aren't doing themselves any favors by trying to look like men. They should look more feminine and who knows, maybe they will catch the eye of a man and become straight. Isn't…

Not surprising, but stunningly depressing. I'm doing the following so frequently I may be developing a tic.

Wait. Are you telling me the police in Ferguson are lying and covering things up with more lying lies?! I find this very hard to believe.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Jesse Williams is onto something. Also, he's extremely beautiful.

We just had an emergency evacuation drill at work the other day, and let me tell you, in the event of a real emergency, the women I saw trying to get down the stairs in heels would have died.

The revolution will be sponsored by corporate interests. This isn't a dystopian future. It is now.