Him eyeing Claire while his lips are busy elsewhere! He knew what he was doing and he did it anyway. Was he that worked up in the hospital that he had to make out with the chickadee? Was he trying to let the chickadee have a little harmless fun (which wasn't harmless because, if he got caught, he didn't have status to…

My cat is frantically searching the bedding (I'm watching this in bed), to look for the kitties. And she starts to groom me because there's nothing else. This is a sign my 7 year old wants me to adopt a kittie, yes? Yes?

Parasites.

re: beet salad

I remember Oprah in Texas when she was fighting the law suit. She was talking about how she'd been eating salad buffets a lot and was pretty freaked out by the "blood" in her poop. She went to the doctor in a panic and the doctor was like, beets. You've been eating beets.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

The women of the Supreme Court are really holding it down for Progressive Constitutional interpretation. More power to them. I met Sotomayor the other day; she is also awesome and brilliant.

Aw, the second guys little smile while watching it? Adorable.

Look at those arms! Go on, gurrrl, with your bad self!

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

Alternate titles: "Adult Female Feminists are just like 11 year old boys," or "We're all dinosaur pee so stop shaming people."

DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR SEXY EYES AT ME, ROBERT DOWNEY JR!

I still think about the time you described rabbits as nature's bags of Doritos, just snacks hopping around for other animals to eat when they're hungry.

Fabulous Aries is here to cheer him up.

Me too. That story should be an example for all the "BUT OLDZ HAVE A HARD TIME WITH NEW THINGS."