After this past Halloween's scary story extravaganza on Jez, I was so sucked in that I insisted that my husband sit down and negotiate with me, in all seriousness, the ways in which we are, and are NOT, allowed to haunt one another when one of us dies.

Actually, I'm generally adequate in the kitchen! That first day (with the soup and the fish) was a hilarious shit-show, mostly due to me being distracted by hunger + trying to blog while chopping + whatever clumsiness was in the stars. The rest of my fuck-ups were mostly about me buying the wrong ingredients at the…

Push it off the deck and into the sea as a sacrifice to Poseidon?

As it ferments, it oozes ammonia that keeps it from going bad.

Call me a cynic but MY GOD how much did all of that cost? I like dogs as much as the next guy but my not forking over tens of thousands of dollars to maintain my pet.

The Sign of Three, the wedding episode.

Am I the only one that noticed that the dress Sharon Stone wore is the exact some one Ava wore on the first season of Sweet Sixteen?

That's from yesterday, you're late.

Dodai, you owe me a glass of pinot (Ramona! Not) and a new keyboard for "Doily-Mothra realness."

Wait ... so they use a laser to emulsify the fat? If I'm not mistaken, emulsify is like blenderin' right? But with lasers? So heat?!? So they're baconing the fat under your skin and then it's flushed out your lymphatic system? H.S. biology was a while ago but what hole is the lymphatic system and what comes out of it?…

Understanding how hard it is to be a parent won't help them much if they're not allowed to use birth control.

This is the finest most comprehensive list I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Bless this.

Also, we are both working full time. I think there's a tipping point where foster and adoption subsidies could (depending on which state you are in, and how much they pay) make it more advantageous for one parent to stay home, but that would literally make me crazy and I'd be useless as a parent and a person, because…

I'm mom to one kiddo adopted from foster care and we have one foster baby right now. My son has attachment issues and PTSD, plus physical limitations caused by neglect. I can't speak for any other family, but I know that I'm at my limit caring for my son and our foster baby, who was born drug addicted. Fostering means…

Well, I don't want more than 2 kids, period, so the thought of having a litter of kids, biologically mine or not, sends shudders of terror down my spine.

Thoughts re: this family

Have you ever talked to a 22 year old? Now how many celebrities, especially on Letterman, intelligently discuss anything? Now think about the 22 year old celebrity on Letterman. My problem with Jezebel's love affair with her, that ended yesterday, is what were so many of you expecting? There is no celebrity hero so…

Jinx! Posted the same thing. She's as dumb as the bricks she must be shitting.