I’m waiting for the day they start legislating when I can menstruate.

Our neighbor’s ex-wife was renting via Airbnb while their house was on the market. It was gross and weird for it to be so transient. Thank goodness it just sold to some nice seeming folks.

[Big sigh]

That would be Geno’s. Calling those people pigs would be insulting to actual pigs. No one ever openly leered at me at Pat’s.

We stayed in a fabulous flat in Glasgow and I’m pretty sure the place was cleaned out for the purpose of short-term renters. There was nothing to snoop through. I think the photos might have been stock images, actually.

“Cuntgoblin” is my favorite new epithet.

Yes! Gestational age is basically a guess. Conception can take place well after intercourse.

And maybe they’re all wrong, too.

Wtf. It sounds like Texas has done a fine job of protecting your health, doesn’t it?

I LOVE IT!!!! I WANT IT!!!!

My mother, who still lives in Texas, was just asking me about this today. (She’s convinced that the idiots shouting about this bullshit are all secret perverts. “Why else would they imagine that happening?”) It’s about fear mongering and misinformation because people don’t respond to reason, logic, or common human…

As a native Texan, I prefer this:

Whoever wins, we all lose...

Maybe he’ll get ripped apart by Ghost and his own flipping dogs!!!!

Where the hell did he go??? The last thing I remember was the Jailbait Sandsnake poisoning him and then giving him the antidote. Was he even on the boat with Jaime and Myrcella?

Also, it’s Los Angeles. I thought being incredibly attractive was a prerequisite to being on the local news.

National televised broadcasts of every fucking execution because no matter how fucked up their crimes, they’re still people.

I wholeheartedly second this! Also, you have to note that we’re talking classic dill pickle chips. People in the northeast (we moved from Texas to Philly) don’t understand dill pickles. The kosher dill pickles here are fabulous, but there’s only one grocery store near me that sells Vlassic Dill Pickles....and only…

Thank goodness.

And my reply would be, “And other children shouldn’t be put at risk for easily avoidable childhood diseases because you’re a fucking moron."