Ohhhh, Jack....

So many entertainers and actors are tiny! Maybe it saves money on costuming and set design?

I loooooove Practical Magic!

Absolutely nothing. The point of bothering with the news is to become more informed and to broaden your mind, your views...right? Have I been doing this wrong? [shakes internet machine]

That is awesome! It’s crazy that there are some people who freak out about it, but trust me, they do.

Ohhhh, man. The husband did not want me to take his name because of the “patriarchy.” I kept my surname and added his as well with no hyphen primarily because of future babies and also because HE TOLD ME HE DIDN’T WANT ME TO CHANGE MY NAME BECAUSE OF THE PATRIARCHY. It was my choice and I chose to change my name…

That’s canon Supes and Bats. Zack Snyder has turned them into super-powered, self-righteous, self-pitying murderers.

This is how I approach all of my entertainment. Die Hard and Super Troopers are right up there with Amelie and Lawrence of Arabia in my list of all time favorite movies. I even enjoyed, much to my husband’s horror, Tranformerz. (Typo. I’m leaving it.) When I saw Man of Steel, however, I was simply offended by all the…

It’s par for the course for Texas.

It would put my husband out of job, but I don’t think he’d mind.

It’s not. At all.

Here in Philly, people of color are generally fearful of our dopey fiest mix. She’s on the small side of 30 pounds and from the outside it seems unreasonable (especially since she loooooves people) until I’m reminded dogs have been used as tools of oppression.

Oooh! With a poached egg, a bit of nice grated cheddar, and chopped green onions! Yum!

Awwww. That’s just mean.

Cookie Monster is actually a pretty eloquent speaker when he needs to be. True story!

I leave a trail of candy to the polling places.

I had to hand-feed my dog breakfast this morning because she wouldn’t eat it out of her bowl or off a spoon. I mean, I guess, in her defense, it was pumpkin puree mixed with wet food, but her butt really needs that pumpkin right now.

I dunno, I know a baby who is neither cute nor clever. The adults in his life, however, have been duped into thinking he is both and they constantly lie to him by telling him so. I think he has a brain possessing parasite. Me? I smile and cheerfully squeal, “You’re a baby!!!” at him, which is not a lie at all...for…

She’s wrong about a lot of things, por ejemplo: http://gawker.com/hillary-clinto…

UGH. This is so, so stupid. People, STOP! I would love a woman (Elizabeth Warren) in the White House, but Hillary is not that woman.