No way, the colors are fun! The shape of the dress is unfortunate. I mean, she had a lot to compete with and the effort was sorta like this:

You can’t give a dog bacon and then expect him to not eat your pig friends!

Because using breasts for what they are biologically meant to do is lewd.

This is fabulous! THANK YOU! (Also, they have a creepy web cam so you can spy on seals!)

Misogyny. Stupidity at its worst.

How does someone adopt three kids at 26-years-old? I feel like I was still a kid at 26...

Oh, for sure.

Ohhh...YOU WIN! BEST POST OF THE DAY!!!!!!!

She was fucking evil and ignorant. It’s terrible that Michelle and Hillary have to endure that nonsense.

It’s just an unfortunate screenshot. He looks like his normal stiff old man self throughout the rest of it.

People are acting like it’s not a thing.

Uhhh...I’m not entirely certain the protected classes are actually being protected.

I was floored when a Trump supporter on the radio listed “religious freedom” as a topic that was important to her, to which I thought, “Oh??? How does this align with Trump’s deny entry to and deport all Muslims garbage?” and then it was pointed out to me that it was a euphemism for allowing someone to be a hateful…

Durian....I will never understand thee.

I remember bawling when I saw Up. I have no shame about ugly crying in semi-public. You have emotions. You’re a person. That’s totally fine.

The interwubs and those forums are a double-edged sword, they are....

And underripe papaya! But then, truthfully, I’ve never met a papaya that I’ve ever wanted to put in my face so I don’t have to worry about that.

It wouldn’t be a spontaneous miscarriage if it’s caused by listeria. A doctor just went over this with me, I can get salmonella poisoning, it won’t be fun, but it’s not necessarily going to cause a miscarriage. Pregnant women are more likely to contract listeria (cause pregnant women be eating all the things??) and it…

I was appalled at the lack of reaction from all those men as she walked up the red carpet. WTF?

I thought it had more to do with the risk of listeria, which can cause a miscarriage. Because cured meats are just that, cured rather than cooked, there is the risk that it could be contaminated with listeria. Same goes for soft cheeses like brie and Camembert.