The part of your comment I have the most trouble believing is that anyone was watching the Padres game.

Umpire: That’s it! Yer outta here!

I’ll wearily trot this meme out...again.

He’s probably a Jordan Peterson fan. In that world, every single problem in the world somehow hearkins back to some insidious Marxist conspiracy to take over the world via a bunch of mediocre college professors.

Oh, no, I’m aware of the history of St. Pat’s (no snakes in Ireland), and of the glycerin trucks, the origins of the “paddy wagon,” and a host of other expressions, epithets, etc. that existed in bygone years.

Are they still happening now?

Do they still have an outsized impact on how I or anyone I’m related to live…

Right after I saw this, I googled Marty Foster  to see if he was the same umpire I’d seen make horrible strike calls before, and I saw this on his Wikipedia page:

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

White could we possibly ascribe this to? White makes someone do something like this...to a camera? Is this white we can expect going forward?

The people responding to the protestors have a lot in common. I can’t white put my finger on it.

Sean Hannity looks like someone cut off the top and base of his neck and then sewed his head directly onto his torso, but, like, in a bad way.

“Choose the one where I don’t look like Jay Leno’s dead body after its been in the river for a few days.... oh, they all look like that? Then at least use the one where I look like I’m either weirdly smirking or letting out a fart without being caught... perfect.”

Isn’t Carolla some sort of a right winger now? When Hannity realizes that I can’t wait to see his back pedaling to defend Carolla being on Man Show, since he has to knee jerk support anyone spouting off against liberals.

The big difference for me is that between 2003 and 2018, Jimmy Kimmel matured and improved his behavior.

Meanwhile, between 2003 and 2018, Sean Hannity only grew ever more deplorable.

Hannity printed out a page from Wikipedia and the ink ran out. If that doesn’t sum up the conservative movement then I don’t know what does. It’s basically Trump’s platform.

SEAN’S GOT JIMMY ON THE TURNBUCKLE BUT...WHAT’S THAT? THAT’S CRAIG KILBORN’S MUSIC! BAH GAWD THERE HE IS AND HE’S GOT A CHAIR!

Self owns, for sure.

Just a reminder that Hannity exploited the murder of a young DNC staffer with conspiracy theories that targeted his grieving family. That is far more gross than any 20 year old juvenile Man Show antics.

Where you shall go untouched by the vermin, the scavengers, and even the very bacteria for the taint you carry. Every year we will visit your unblemished body where it lay in repose on the forest floor and hope in your next life, you just have a regular ol’ Timothy Olyphant crush like everyone else.

I find myself attracted to weird celebs sometimes, but REALLY!?

Being a treasonous coward is bad enough but Hannity ups the ante by being dumber than a bag of hammers to boot.