I suppose they might, if they are idiots.

A quick search, you say? Let’s consult Wikipedia, shall we?

Because just one giant ass wasn’t enough for her.

Also kinda how dictionaries work, so...

He is the Shelley Long of the early 2000’s.

Where in Canada do you live? If you don’t answer Newfoundland or Nova Scotia, you can bet that everyone’s stifling their laughter whenever you say “expairiment.” Sorry.

Hello from Canada!

Or “hah-vee-AIR.”

Also, that is how the word magneto is actually pronounced. So there’s that.

the other most common pronunciation, “sim-BEE-oht.”

That tweet is eight years old and has never stopped being relevant.

Jockstrap. A codpiece points it up, not down, making it look like you’ve got a boner straining your tights so much that even your puffy pantaloons can’t hide it.

That’s been the case for, what, a decade now?

It’s almost as if trickung and lying to consumers has given your chosen field a reputation.

Only if your company peddles useless garbage.

What was his major malfunction?

If you’re siding with the people driving cars through protesters, you are a nazi. Go find a bunker and immolate.

Right. Because you nazis weren’t there to deliberately provoke in the first place. Trip, nazi.

The original already is.

Hate to break it to you, but this song plays at literally every wypipo wedding and junior high sock hop.