And your complaining about this article is different how, exactly?

“not an NRA supporter”

Turds of the Century

Vice was co-founded by one of the most toxic alt-right pundits, and is largely responsible for making racism hip.

“Tens of millions of law abiding gun owners”

For a teacher, you sure don’t know a lot of stuff. Is the concept of research not on the Chicago curriculum?

“This fucking cancer” is called free speech, hypocrite.

You mean like... missing the thing you were trying to kill?

Gosh! Having “vehemence directed towards them” sure sounds way worse than having guns directed at children.

“I did not buy into the fear mongering”

Often enough, the bad guy with a gun got his gun from a good guy with a gun. Guns are the number one target of burglaries. How well-behaved are your guns once they’ve been stolen?

Mass shooters are mass shooters because of lax gun laws. Gun laws are lax because of NRA lobbying. You give money to the NRA.

This has NOTHING to do with the First Amendment, which only limits GOVERNMENT censorship of free speech.

You know, sometimes it’s really reassuring to remember that the majority of gun deaths are suicides.

Actually, tooth decay was not a thing in most of the world until the sixteenth century. Before that, people had healthier teeth than we have now. After that, and before fluoride, tooth decay became — no shit — the number one cause of death.

Were you homeschooled? Because, regardless about what you think about guns, you seem to be leaving teachers out of the equation.

Presbyterians (please note spelling for future reference) are Protestant. That means no Pope, no bishops, no priests, no crucifixes, no incense, no altar boys, no worship of the Virgin Mary, no saints, no nuns, no confession, no church service at any time but Sunday morning, and even no *wine* in some congregations.…

I’m sure he’ll make a fine barista.

...and also from the word “ECONOLINE” on the side.

We have officially reached peak heteronormativity.