Congratulations on your cultural illiteracy.

Please. What utter bullshit. A “sponsored post” would mean an ad for Wendy’s. Not mentioning which *specific* fast food garbage some guy isn’t eating — an utterly irrelevant fact in the first place — is not remotely the same as an ad for Wendy’s.

That dude definitely does not have a backyard.

Couldn’t you just sack up and buy a skirt?

Visor worn right-side-up: minus fifteen try-hard dork points

Did you say “yewts”? What is a yewt?

There are ZERO hoops in Florida. None.

“Yet nobody could find the Candian skier.”

Public library. You’re already paying for it; might as well use it.

Seriously. Starbucks could buy it at the supermarket for full retail price and still make a hefty profit, because those things are maybe four dollars *for the whole damn cake.* And they get them wholesale! But, hey, if someone’s paying five dollars for thirty cents’ worth of terrible coffee, they might just be enough…

One of these days the Oreo people are gonna hire someone who has actually tasted chocolate before, and they are gonna be so embarrassed.

Yeah. Fellow 1990s has-been Kid Rock is also playing Air Canada Centre in Toronto sometime soon, and tickets are $39.50 Canadian for nosebleeds, $89.50 for stageside, and $135 for front. I don’t know who’s paying $270 to take a date to see Kid Rock, but I’m glad that they now have $270 less. And, like, it’s a hockey…

Yep. Too bad he sold his franchise and no longer has creative control! VIVA WEREWOLF GUY.

There’s modern drum’n’bass? Didn’t they stop making it twenty years ago? Not that I mind — I’m just surprised, is all.

For me, it’s because it sounds like shit. Which isn’t to say that it necessarily is shit (though, as with anything else, including older music, most of it is), just that it seems to be EQ’d within an inch of its life to contain nothing but upper-mid frequencies. Tinny, nasal, godawful.

Kinda, yeah. For one thing, TV show formats aren’t really covered by copyright. They can be licensed (e.g. American Idol from the UK’s Pop Idol, etc.), but that’s really more to do with the accompanying trademarks than the actual show.

WEREWOLF GUY or GTFO

Ehhh... It was alright. Kinda stale with the “men are like this”/“women are like that” stuff, but I guess that’s his brand. He was sure stretching things out, too. So much repetition of (flawed) premises. Say everything twice, and it must be true! (But mostly it takes longer so you don’t need as much material for…

If you look really close, you can see the word “SEX” clearly spelled out in Obama’s blonde, feathered locks.

Anyone with even the most basic of art history knowlege is rolling their eyes SO HARD at you right now. Dude plays with the common tropes of classical and neoclassical art. Do a google image search of “painting”+”holding the head of” and fix your cultural illiteracy.