Is that why you’ve read them all and continue to do so?

Here’s an idea: Link to one other, and maybe someone will believe you.

I suppose it’s the best we could hope for now that Michael Jackson has passed.

A veritable bounty of balderdash.

It’s the colour, stupid. Bright green = unripe. Dark green = ripe. Black = mush.

That is correct.

Wikipedia sez: “Due to the sparse mentions of persecution under Nero in Roman historiography (Cassius Dio wrote about the Great Fire but did not mention Christians) and lack of evidence that Christians were distinguished from Jews at the time, it has been called a “myth” by some modern historians.”

That’s just it. “Delayed absorption” — while, to be sure, is 100% just a bullshit way to get new patents on old drugs by giving them a delicious candy coating — is all well and good for, say, extended-release ADHD stimulants, often prescribed to children and teens whose parents need a bit of reassurance, and where…

No need to be so petty.

“not representative of who we strive to be—a dependable and enjoyable neighborhood grill and bar”

The biggest design problem with all cars after the mid-’90s is those godawful wrap-around headlights that are flush with the body. There is no way to make that look good. None at all. It’s been twenty years of this garbage. Time to stop trying.

Yeah. It’s called hyperbole, dude. You’re right; the actual cost of the materials is probably closer to a dollar. Still a pretty big profit margin!

$80 still seems like kind of a lot for just a gimmicky game — if there’s even enough there to qualify as a “game,” and not just the barest amount of functionality necessary to make you feel like you haven’t been *completely* ripped off. In any case, the game probably requires the cardboard thingy, which will probably…

You mean charging eighty dollars for fifteen cents’ worth of cardboard that’ll work exactly once?

“—his name was Gilligan—”

You know what’s really good? Mock apple pie. It’s just Ritz crackers and cinnamon!

Yes, Ed Sheeran definitely does appear to have plagiarized their song.

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Yes. This has been entirely apparent since long before the election.

FYI: Power may cause permanence of stupidity.