Maybe the F-52s are Fred Schneider’s latest solo project.

1. He is pathologically incapable of admitting to even the most minor mistake, because narcissism.

In “the land of the free,” freedom is commensurate with the amount of said land one owns.

Spending money in a Communist regime is not Capitalism. It’s redistribution of wealth.

Let a frog rest in peace, dude.

Unless it introduces non-grinding gameplay, I don’t see the point.

Nirvana kinda cheated by doing a lot of covers. It’s great though.

In Ontario, our plates are blue-on-white (or black-on-white for, um, agricultural stuff or something? I only see those on pickups) and there are SO MANY with the letters and numbers completely whited out. This, in addition to the many, many, many expired tags, apparently goes completely unenforced, even in the…

No, no, Lana Del Rey was a defunct guitar company.

Mike Hazelwood has been dead for sixteen years. So there’s that.

What bubble? Covert dummy corporations don’t exist to make a profit.

Sure, while there still is one. The redundancy (and the design of recent iPhones) foreshadows its eventual removal.

That also could have used some punctuation.

Trump or monkey?

Eagles.

I honestly didn’t and still don’t. It doesn’t help matters that every second word you type is a misogynistic slur. That doesn’t seem like the type of thing someone earnestly defending rape victims would do.

If you’re making up your own grammar, you cannot reasonably expect anyone else to know what you mean. Communication requires the transmitter and the receiver to be tuned to the same channel. You might think you’re being a cool-guy renegade living by your own rules, but you’re actually just being a solipsitic…

Without a comma, your comment means, “I believe Dylan Farrow complains unreasonably.” If that is the opposite of your intended message, you might want to get on the punctuation train.

Think of that poor sap whose hands were Janet Jackson’s bra that time. So disappointed. He bought a brand new tuxedo and everything!

And burn the other half.