Nah, it’s clearly Dee Snider with a toned-down makeover.

Why aren’t they at least laminated like windshields, so the glass doesn’t rain down on the passengers?

And Canada.

Is the problem the little cars, or the big pillars?

Interesting then that she should cast Charlotte Gainsbourg, her French equivalent in that respect.

Florence is nice. Except for all the tourists. And all the locals.

And he gets drunk on vanilla extract!

I think I’d have to ascend out of the greys first, and at this rate, that doesn’t seem too likely.

Crumbs! Gotta eat over the sink!

Or Atlantic City... or Las Vegas... or Miami...

That would explain all the BlueCetin packets lying around there.

Maybe it’s the kind of person who lives in hotel rooms most of the time?

“the large crucifix over his heart”

I don’t think you can really blame Trump for avoiding anything wth RICO in the name. I would too if I’d done that much business with the Genoveses and Gambinos.

Well, and Teen Vogue.

Suggestion: Johnny Depp.

Well, keep in mind that you’re only hearing the kind of assholes who choose to vacation in Britain.

Many years in the future, we will all remember where we were when we heard it.

Lots of people have met Rene Auberjonois, Billy.

Taran Killam reads thinkpiece, doesn’t realize it’s from a year ago.