I’m entirely comftorble with this.

You’d be that big of an asshole too if you were a man named Leverne.

Well, sure, but Wagner’s been dead for 134 years.

Really? In Toronto, it’s the same grammatically-questionable jingle with “Speedy Glass.”

If you want to see it opening day, and require Comfort Seating (a fat guy chair), you have to book in advance. It’s Star Wars. Those go quick.

You mean the man from GLAD?

Maybe he could use some of his “class” to help Puerto Rico. Asshole.

You understand it doesn’t actually cost any extra money to play a saxophone once you’re already somewhere for some other reason, right? Especially if that place is, as in photos #2 and #3, one’s own home. I mean, you’re acting like the guy was touring around the world for the sole purpose of playing the Benny Hill…

Because you never proofread.

The real reason he left is that there were women there who weren’t his mother — er, wife.

John Krasinski? Is she the one from 30 Rock, or Malcolm in the Middle?

*looks at camera*

People only tuned in for the will-they-or-won’t-they chemistry between Michael and K.I.T.T. (Spoiler alert: They will.)

Yes, how dare an audience at a comedy show expect something actually funny. The joke doesn’t work, Jerry. Fix it. Change the wording.  That’s how your job works, and it’s incredibly easy. You know that, Jerry. Yeesh.

John Tesh.

THEN WATCH IT FOR DAVID HYDE PIERCE

One show to watch if you want to see what gender relations were like in the early eighties is CHiPs. There’s not a single episode where Ponch doesn’t proposition some hapless lady with a flat tire — successfully. And this was wholesome family viewing with the full endorsement of the California Highway Patrol. Also, C…

Knight Rider.

All fine points, but be careful with that f-word. Evangelicals are not “fundamentalists” in the slightest, and calling them that just reinforces the completely false notion that they’re the most authentically Christian Christians. If they were really fundamentalists, they certainly wouldn’t be pushing the “Life…

Well, to be fair, there is some of that last thing in the Bible.