Slight correction: “They zeroed in on the one thing that united Catholics and Protestants: the question of abortion.” Simply not the case. Prior to the rise of the Reagan/Falwell Christian Right, the vast, vast, vast majority of Protestants — even Evangelicals — didn’t give any fucks about abortion whatsoever.  Most…

“That’s a smart observation, but it can’t be the only reason why Rogers is winning”

He should know who Eugene Ionesco is. He would love Eugene Ionesco.

You mean he bent over in the shower?

He looks like Louie Anderson exploded.

Wouldn’t that just make them Cholos from 1995?

I don’t think Kinja has blocking, unfortunately.

Read the update at the bottom of that article.

Haven’t we known about Weinstein being a huge creep for a long, long time? It’s hardly a “bombshell” if it’s been known for years. Use your googles, people!

Roseanne did both!

“who is ‘Big Mouth’ for?”

Big Mouth is nothing at all like Family Guy. It’s like King of the Hill without all the Texas nice.

...and steals from houses.

There are exactly two Canadians who look like that: Justin Bieber and Snow.

3) Politicians take bribes, and the NRA has deep pockets.

something something Shelly Miscavige

I got you a present.

You can probably bet it involves a sweatshirt.

3) It looks like a PT Cruiser got fucked by a go-kart and gave birth to a piece of shit.

What’s most weird about it is that it’s got all the bells and whistles of the world’s fanciest limousine, but with only two seats so you have to drive it yourself. It’s like, “Hey, everybody, look at me! I couldn’t afford a chauffeur!”