THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS WHEN IT COMES TO GIANT PROP GUNS

I hope Eric Erlandson reads that!

More like “crackiest crackhead”

If you think (Catholic sympathizer!) King James didn’t need to get the church off his back, you don’t know the first thing about 17th Century Britain.

The difference is that Jackie was RICH AS FUCK (from birth) and dressed in clothes that were expensive as fuck. This is what you mean when you say she was “classy.” It’s not classy; it’s beyond tacky. She’s flaunting her wealth. Mamie Eisenhower dressed exactly how most regular women dressed in the fifties. That is…

Giant prop guns don’t hurt people. People climbing on giant prop guns hurt people.

If you live in a bathroom law state, this is your right as a weirdo loitering around public restrooms.

Jeez. Sound more like a four-year-old.

This seems like as good of an excuse we’re gonna get for finally quitting Twitter en masse.

The Simpsons.

Jim Parson’s Bazinga Babies

“Beth learns she’s as terrible as her father on Rick And Morty”

Good god. I’ve heard of rich people sucking the youth out of their partners, but these two seem to be sucking the oldth out of theirs.

Many more kids (myself included) were not diagnosed until it was far too late (i.e. adulthood) precisely because of that very sentiment. You do understand that a diagnosis and treatment helps people, right?

“What it amounts to is a knockoff Wonder Years [...] (and notes of Smart Guy)“

Doesn’t a neck beard require a neck?

Well, it’s been that way much longer than Trump has been president, first of all, so it’s not purely out of spite. The spite is just on top of the basic capitalistic greed. Secondly, continuing it actually doesn’t make Trump look bad; it’s one of the few things he’s sort of right about, if one ignores the basics of…

Well, his (supposed) grandfather doesn’t get to be king either, so...

Wendy’s, actually.

Gotta stick it to Trump’s whining about cheap lumber imports somehow.