as it’s got anti-stall technology on it. Use your fists and feet of ham to make the car go kaput, and it’ll automatically kick the clutch in for you.

Hmm.... Racine Craigslist but Illinois temporary plates? Something fishy here...

Okay.

Oh hell yes. Even if I couldn't get it running, I would just put it in my living room so I could look at it without having to go outside.

German car? Diesel? Sounds trustworthy to me.

YES YES YES YES ALL FUCKING DAY YES.

COTD

Point taken.

Fuck me that is sexy.

This vehicle is 100% lame. That is all.

Yebbut...the Macan at least has the pretense of a cargo area and could carry some stuff. This thing has all of the drawbacks and none of the advantages.

What you did there? I see it.

I like ‘em. And I think the European headlights look way better than the ‘Murican ones.

Man... that thing is a pretty clean time capsule...

I would pay $2000 for this. I do not know why. It’s rare and capable and incomplete but I don’t care I’ll just wrap a rope around the pull start thingie and keep my fingers clear of the diff thingie and there’s nowhere to ride this around where I live and the seat is going to do murderous things to my hemorrhoid and I…

Yeah, we probably won’t get the diesel option here. But who’s to say? Even better if we do!

AWD manual brown wagon! Shut up and take my money!

If he had shorted that jump they'd be calling him Stumpy.

I wonder what Dodge is up to here. They sponsor Roadkill and they’re in cahoots with Gas Monkey. This is either gonna get good or be a disaster.

And I am aware that the Fulvia is also wrong-wheel-drive. That doesn’t make it any less sexy, however.