I’m sorry, but absolutely fuck this guy with everything.  

I had a C4 ZR1 and that thing was one baaaad motherfucker. It was kind of a (albeit well-maintained) rat with over 100K on the clock but it could hang with the some of the big boys with the cages and the onboard fire-suppression systems all day, then drive home with the A/C and the stereo on. And it fit a 6'5' guy…

6'5" guy here. Never driven a Miata either. They’ll forever be forbidden fruit.  Everyone thinks being tall is awesome but for car guys it sucks.

This X 5 billion.

Man, I hate to be that guy, but I’m calling B.S. on a 6'8" guy getting into a bone-stock NA Miata.  I’m 6'5" and can’t, and man, would I be a lot less bitter about stuff if I could.  

Mine’s 25 years old and still killing it.  Rode it yesterday (and December in Chicago means that’s rare).  

I bought a Mercury Grand Marquis last summer. I wanted to own one of these old rear-drive live axle boats before they were all extinct. I found a low-mileage grandma car. Powder blue; slight scuffs on the bumper corners from park-by-feel; a well-maintained relic that should be fun for the nostalgia while providing…

Don’t be a killjoy.  It has to do with transportation and it’s neat.

Ford’s philosophy gets it. Ford’s execution does NOT.

Support his policies? Maybe.

What a pile of garbage this guy is and has always been.  I know I’m not the first to say it, but how anyone can still be planning on voting for this fucking piece of shit mystifies me.  

I knew it was an Impala. Not bragging.

I have always loved these. There is no logic involved.

I always liked these despite being more of a Camaro guy (that old petty “I’d rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford” trope). In fact, I like Mustangs in general (except when one is leaving a car show). This one has enough curb panache that, if I went to go look at it and I had $10,000 in my pocket, I might get…

I need tRump to go away, if for no other reason, because I can’t bear the thought of having to listen to that insane blithering coming out of that cat’s-asshole mouth for another four years.

The Miura is the only car that is so beautiful it makes me cry.  Not art, my ass.

Good.  Fuck these fucks, and fuck Donald Trump. 

Over and over again, the GOP is allowed to continually lower the bar for what would be considered reasonable behavior for someone elected to higher office. That we as a nation are seemingly about to re-elect an adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, habitual liar and incompetent businessman whose violent rhetoric and…

My 2008 Mercury Grand Marquis. It’s the last of the true land barges and rides like one. All cush; you don’t really steer it as much as suggest; ice-cold A/C, power everything and a decent-enough stereo.  Add to that such modern conveniences as fuel-injection and a remote starter.  It’s even got a super-tall rear end…

Oh man, one of these, please.