BonusMaximus
bonusmaximus
7/25/17
1:20 PM
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Extra gauges? Does that include the gauge that just says “Lancer”?

7/8/17
4:29 PM
5

You had me at “full-size land yachts with a manual trans.”

6/19/17
6:06 PM
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I’m in Cub Scouts and my dad is driving me to a den meeting in our shitty 1974 Chevy Beauville van. Two-tone green, loud (meaning AWESOME) exhaust, and it’s winter in Chicago. The meeting is held in the basement of the rectory of the nearby church, and the meeting is at 8 am. We’re a little late, and so my dad wheels Read more

12/2/16
8:05 AM
2

It was CP before I read that there was no title. Hurl on general principles.

11/22/16
8:28 AM
6

I can assure you, sir, that approximately 0% of my hooning would be done on the highway.

11/22/16
8:06 AM
7

Oh my goodness, yes. Buy it and hoon it to death. Up here in the rust belt it would last exactly one winter, I’d wager, but the only way you could have more fun with that kind if scratch is...well, I’m sure there’s a way...

11/16/16
8:09 AM
9

I always wanted to like these, but the center-mounted gauges were always a deal-breaker. I’d take my $3,800 elsewhere. Maybe find a nice Matrix. CP.

11/9/16
8:06 AM
5

Oh baby. Yes please. If I didn’t live in Chicago, where this thing would be a pile of rusty powder after two years, I would buy it.

10/26/16
8:13 AM
5

I’d do it, just because I have an odd boner for manual transmissions where they usually aren’t. Even though I shouldn’t, I am voting NP.

10/21/16
8:07 AM
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It would be worth more (not really) if he hadn’t fucked with it. CP.

10/18/16
8:09 AM
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A buttload may not actually be a unit of measurement (though I use it all the time). However, a butt certainly is. It’s but one of the goofy English units of measurement no doubt conceived by someone smoking the same stuff it would take to get an otherwise sane person to buy this car.