bonusmaximus
BonusMaximus
bonusmaximus

I like the cut of your jig, sir!

Congresswoman Boobert should have taken her case to Judge Cannon’s court. Cannon would have ruled the ticket was unconstitutional on account of Boobert being a Republican and, thus, above the law.

Maximus, I think you should take the kid gloves off. Don’t sugar coat it, be brutally honest - tell us what you really think of old Donny Deepthoughts.

There are few things more Trumpian than skipping a few important and somewhat difficult steps.

Fuck tRump and his idiot army of treason weasels.

“In my lifetime, our nation has never been greater than under the leadership of President Donald J. Trump.”

Personally can’t wait for this piece of s*** to be in the ground so the world can get back to whatever normal used to look like.

And people won’t be able to see my Punisher skull, Trump, Snek, NRA, and CopSucker decals if it’s not up high enough.

My first car was a ‘66 Valiant 100 with a Slant-6 and the 3-on-the-tree. Mine was even that same shade of blue. It really was a little old lady car with fewer than 65,000 miles when I bought it. I found out it would do 100mph, but that was definitely it. It was the definition of basic. Manual windows, locks, steering,

but darth cheney hasn’t taken any european vacations, has he?

The last few days has affected my command of the english language. I have had to do mea-culpas all over the place while racist asshats tried to twist my words to fit their narratives. And the whole thing feels like its going down the golden toilet. I don’t know how much more I can take until I break. And I’m arguably

Let’s name her....Jules.

Here’s the one to get:

welp.. i regret to inform you that audis suck.. my soul sucking goblin of a boss in a previous job had an rs4 and because of that all audis now suck by association

BLASPHEMY!

Oh, let him have a period. There’s an implied ellipsis before the word and periods are cheap.