I'm always happy when conventional rules of syntax, grammar, punctuation and usage are followed.

*Pedals

I had a Grasshopper! I loved that fucking thing! AND I had a Kyosho Ultima and an Optima Mid (that thing was nothing to fuck with in the three minutes the battery lasted). I still have a Kyosho banner I swiped from the local track hanging up in my basement. Good times and good memories, brah.

Man, shit's come a long way since the days of my Team Losi JRX-Pro SE. That thing was the business back in the day. Not so much now.

*your facts

Aw yiss. Fast, dirty, loud and loose, just how I like 'em. This thing's worth it just for all the looks on the faces of the douchebags at Whole Foods when you come bombing through the parking lot on a shortcut to get more Natty Light from the skeevy liquor store on the corner that also sells bootleg fireworks.

"...but not all three together."

Fuck it! I know it's a rolling grenade but such manual....durrrrr.....

Way too much for something that everybody's gonna a) think is a kit car, b) mistake for something else, or c) who knows? Nah; I'd take that money and spend it on a good used CTS-V wagon. Or, you know, maybe a couple of V6 Mustangs.

Needs more Rocketman.

That's got to suck massive sweaty moose testicles.

Man, I sure hope this turned out better than it looked like it was gonna from the video. That poor sweet innocent Camaro.

Wagon? Check.

Now, if I had Bill Gates kind of money, this is a Nice Price all day long. I would buy this and move to Australia and get me some o' dat sweet sweet burnout contest hoonage. Cuz, you know, money's no object, right? I just sail this fucker down there in the hold of my private-and-enormous motor yacht. Or, if the…

Oh my God, not a fucking chance. Knock the 1 off and I'd think about it. This one's Dr. Crackenstein.

I say NP. It's a Saab, and it checks all the right boxes. (You know; manual and shit like dat.) Plus it hasn't quite cracked the 100K mark.

I've dug this ever since Project Gotham. I thought it was awesome then and I still do. I must be on crack to say this, but NP.

That's a sizeable chunk of extra weight hung out past the front wheels crammed into a chassis that was never designed for it. Crack pipe.

I can dig it... but I thought the point of Tavarish's article was how to make an unreliable money pit a) reliable and b) not a money pit. Though I agree that W124's are thought to be bulletproof. Have you seen that Fifth Gear episode where they run over one with a monster truck and then drive it (the W124, not the…