Throw in the five liters of Mountain Dew and I'll think about it. But considering Tavarish's article yesterday (http://carbuying.jalopnik.com/how-to-own-a-r…) I think you'd have to knock the 1 off the front of this price to make it nice. Right now; crack.

Needs more wagon.

Needs more wagon.

BONERbonerBONERbonerBONERbonerBONERbonerBONERBONERBONER. BONER. BOOOOONNNNEERRRRRRRRRR.

The apotheosis of sleeper. Hell yeah! I'd buy that for a dollar. Plus another 7,499. Nice price. And wagon! And brown! Shut up and take my money!

Mit schteelies! I like!

C'mon, Cadillac. You've been crazy before. Hatchback, right? Or small wagon? You did it with the BLS. You can do it again. It'll get rid of all the remaining blue-hairs and cement your status as a contender wit da Yurpeens. C'mon, Cadillac. Throw down.

It's the rape van from the future! Or something. I can't say what it is, but something about this fills me with an unnamable dread. Maybe it's digging up old tragic memories from childhood that I've worked hard to repress. Maybe it's the dismal grey exterior coupled with the neon-green/Death Race 2000 interior. I…

Nice! The world needs more of this.

It's all subjective. I don't need extra ride- height, four-wheel-drive or the crappy gas mileage those things elicit, but I do need to haul around an upright bass.

A manual transmission attached to a small wagon. Seems to be all but extinct over here. Like this one. I sure miss it.

^^What Kilgore said.

I just meant that I thought what Torch said was funny. But thanks for your input. Also, since you kinda started this, *if you're lucky.

"Squeeze-the-meatballs-out-of-your-hoagie."

I get all irrational when I see these. My dad raced 'em back in the '60's (well, not these, but Alfas—Giulietta Sprints, if memory serves) and so I got a special place in my heart. I even put Quadrifoglio stickers on every car I own as an homage, even though right now I own a Volkswagen.

More wagons.

Maybe it is well done, and maybe it will fool a lot of people when they look at it. That's a lot of scratch for something that everybody's going to know is fake as soon as they hear it. No thanks. Crack pipe.

Yebbut...only like one in 10,000 North Koreans has internet access anyway (or electricity, or enough food, or...aw, y'all know what I'm saying) so this isn't affecting the legions of innocent people who have to live under the thumb of rampant honchospeak and douchebaggery, but only the honchos and douchebags. So I…

And he does a nice donut to pivot courteously out of the way of the drivers behind him. So he's out driving a vehicle completely overpowered and otherwise unsuitable for the climate he's in but a) is using his mirrors and b) understands that he's a mobile chicane and is getting of the way like a person with common…

Dig.