You had me at "Magnum Hellcat."

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I'm going to post something this morning and NOT sound like an idiot! I've had my coffee and I've read the article three times and am 100% prepared. So here we go:

I did indeed miss that sentence. That's what I get for posting pre-coffee.

This one's kind of a toughie. Sure, it's only 42,000 miles, but I bet a lot of those miles have been spent at or near the redline. (That's what I'd do, anyway.). Plus, $30,000 on something that's FWD (which I hate)? That part of me says CP.

Noted. Thank you.

Well, if I gotta explain it...

Fuck yeah. I love these things. I don't care that I can't register it. I'd buy it just to romp around the back 40 acres (that I also don't have). Nice price.

I thought hyenas were nature's assholes.

Worth it.

This is well-written. And it speaks to me, 'cuz I hate crossovers. Or, rather, I did. This sheds a lot of perspective on the sitch. I need something to haul musical gear around. I prefer smaller wagons and they're endangered. There's a lot of these crossover thingies around. Maybe I shouldn't despise them. …

The main thing I'm getting from this is that RWD is way awesomer than FWD.

This would make me very happy. I NEED a wagon that can haul an upright bass around. I DON'T need four- or all-wheel-drive. I DON'T need extra ride height. I DON'T need crappy gas mileage.

Agreed! :-)

These pictures are heartbreaking and nauseating. I refuse to watch the video.

I stand corrected by someone who very obviously knows a lot more about Citroens than I. But is this one any of those you mentioned? The ad describes it as a 'TS.'.

BONERbonerBONERbonerBONERbonerBONER. Boner. BONER.

Well played. I like the cut of your jib, sir.

...and my French sucks.

It's a nice car. And quirky, both of which I dig. But like you said, it's a $500 car in Europe. That kind of money is reasonable. $10,900? That's a lot of spondulux for an econobox with crazy suspension and over 100K on the ticker. Also a lot to pay merely for the exclusivity; especially when finding someone to…