Big motherfucking brown-ass wagon? Check. V8? Check. Cadillac? Check. CTS-V wagon with a manual? Not quite. But still NP. This thing is awesome.

Matt Foley would approve.

This one's a NP no-brainer.

How the fuck did they find raised-white-letter tires for wheels that big? Unless they went the TredWear route, of course.

I don't know what it is about the pre-production Tauri from Robocop with the quad sealed-beams behind the composite covers that makes my jumble bits go all knibbity-knobbity-knoo, but they do.

Well, it is blue... easy to get distracted.

I have to admit that it looks good... but I'm afraid that's just way too much bad juju for $11,000. Or $11,000's too much for all that bad juju. I bet it has to have pretty skeevy handling too.

I betcha if you looked under the seats you might find an actual crack pipe.

Absolutely, unequivocally, inarguably, the nicest price I have seen yet. Somebody buy that shit.

Yeah. I love to watch big iron get shitty. That's majestic and wicked as fuck all at the same time.

I bought a Triumph Rocket 3 for the purpose of surprising the type of douchebag that rides one of these. (Well, that, and humiliating Harleys.). The R3 doesn't stop or turn particularly well, nor is it exceedingly comfortable on long trips. (The R3 Touring is, I've heard.) What it is really good at, though, is…

I wonder how the engine out of a Honda Magna v65 would work in there. Or a Triumph Rocket III. I have spares of both.

I get all irrational when I see shit like this. I know this thing's nowhere near worth $9,000, but I would pay that for this thing. It just makes my naughty bits go bibbity-bobbity-boo in just the right way. NP, though I know I'm stupid.

That is so fucking sexy. BONERbonerBONERbonerBONERbonerBONERBONERBONERBONER. BONER.

Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow could use that commode.

Holy 70's overload, Batman. NP for that alone.

Two great tastes that go great together.

I'd buy one and enjoy guiltless max hoonage still covered under warranty.

Agreed; that thing's a shitloaf.

GM killed Saab. You are indeed right.