You shouldn't need to use the handbrake to start on a hill if you, as you say, know what you're doing. No need to break out the sarcasmatron on Rock Bottom. I think you kinda set yourself up for this one, dude—no need to get all butthurt when someone calls you out.

As it sits? CP. What a nightmare. You're not going to make Bloomington Gold out of this one. I'd offer the guy $2500, and spend about the same redoing all that is wrong in the engine room. Add another $500 for rattle-can-black and some sinister steelies and you've got an urban assault vehicle that can haul a little…

I always have a hard time watching things that still have intrinsic value get destroyed, even when it's on accident. When it's on purpose, that makes it even worse.

I gotta say CP on this one. If I got something like this, I'd want to beat the absolute shit out of it, and I wouldn't want to if I'd just unloaded that kind of spondulux. For 20 G's, I'll find me a mid-90's rustbucket Chevy 4X4 to which I can do horrible things and spend the rest on a) a Miata, b) a nice anonymous…

Look at that Traxxas decal. Ah, memories...course, I couldn't my 1/10 RC truck to do this.

I can't think of an honest reason why not. Fuck it. NP.

Hee hee...nope. I shall stand firm.

Well, I'll be brutally honest. I bought it used in September last year. I am a professional musician and I put a crapload of miles on a car. When I bought it, it had just over 85,000 miles. It turned 100,000 just after the Super Bowl. I was making all those jokes about "Every time a Volkswagen turns 100,000 miles,…

Please please please do. I have a 2009 and it's great, but where do I go from here if I want a small(ish) wagon that has some amenities, like power seats, that isn't a Subaru? All the rest that used to compete with this (Accord, Camry, Maxima) are long gone. Volvo, I suppose, but come on, VW! Bring it back…

Really. Hmm. I guess Rolls Royce, Bentley, and the German Big Three better stop making them, then.

Sorry...I forgot about the Navigator. My bad.

At this point I'm ready to see ANYTHING from Lincoln that shows signs of a pulse. I'd really like to see Lincoln trying to pull off the kind of comeback that Cadillac has been working on. Right now, Lincoln's made up entirely of cornball FWD-based sedans and crossovers. Where's the swanky coupe? Where's the…

I'm a sucker for time-capsule cars. I say NP on this one. I know at that price I'm paying for nostalgia and not a car, but still. And I agree with JJS119 about the box flares.

Right back atcha, brother. :)

Cool. Are we done here?

And thanks for making sure everybody knows how butthurt you are about something somebody else said in jest.

You're quite welcome.

Thanks for your helpful suggestion.

The people that vote CP on this one clearly a) don't belong here or b) are trolling.

Brown-ish diesel wagon? Fuck yeah. This one's a nice-price no-brainer.