There's really no reason to own a car that can top out at over 200 mph, let alone one that has four doors. Really, where can you use it? But fuck it; I want one anyway. And—hey Dodge? Can you bring back the Magnum and Hellcat it, please?

troll much?

Glove and Boots for the win! I love those guys.

Power seats so my 6'7" ass can actually fit and be comfortable.

"Right-hand-drive and two pedals means you can't dance."

It would really flip my switches if we could get someone to do this with an old Cimarron.

I got kind of a "wait and see" mentality about the whole thing. I know there are a lot of naysayers out there and that's cool and all, but I'm still hoping someone will come out with something small and simple, like the Elio. You may be right (and probably are, the way my luck runs) and in the Elio's case it never…

Oh my GOD that sound is teh sexage.

Can't someone put a roof, some doors, a windshield, and a heater on one of these things so I can use it to commute to work when it's cold and rainy out? I can't believe an Elio is going to be my only option. I welcome any replies, snarky or not, that may provide some insight to my dilemma.

KILLER COMBO! Man, Cinder was always my favorite KI character. I have his theme music on my iPod.

Look, I hear you; I understand the etymology of 'el.' I'm just saying that 'L', which I used, and which is interchangeable with 'el', is what the CTA uses.

"El". "L". Easily interpreted and represented in media as both, and not really something worth getting one's panties all twisted. But, officially, the CTA uses 'L'. Here ya go:

Oh...and I agree.

My city too, brah! 312, stand UP!

Nice. I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Hey, man. Not judging here, but I'd like to draw your attention to a couple of keys on your keyboard you seem to have overlooked.

"The seller seems to be a fan of the SHO, claiming to have another in his stable, and is selling this because he can't fit his modern baby seat, as well as his 6-food frame into the car at the same time."

I dunno...here's an '83 with the 2.8 V6 and a 5-speed, and I (who despises fwd categorically) think it's pretty wicked. I have never forgotten Pontiac Phoenixes (Phoenixes? Index? Indices?) for very long.

Oh, the things I would do to own one of these.

There was a version of the Honda Acty called the Snowty G1. It was fully tracked, and I don't mean like Mattrax or an individual track on each wheel. It had tracks like a tank and was steered via two control levers in the cockpit, also like a tank. I remember seeing a picture of it in C&D when I was small, but this…