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Oh my God, that looks like a blast.

Gotcha. I did not know that.

That's almost as crazy as the guy lifting the motorcycle onto the top of the bus with his head. Also, these two guys are smoooooth...notice how the liftee lowers his forks to keep them at the same level while the lifter..uh, lifts? This took coordination.

I like batshit crazy. The boat thing just makes sure the whole thing is certifiably batshit crazy. I'm in. (Looks for wallet)

Wait...sorry. I see what you did there. I'ma shet ma mouf. Sorry brother. I should think before I post inane crap.

Rolling Stones = overrated.

Dogs are awesome.

Faster, Denny! Faaaaaster!

Just please make it so it'll fit a 6'6" guy!

ATS-V Wagon? Fapfapfapfapbonerbonerbonerbonerfapbonerfapbonerfapboner. BONER.

I would agree that crossovers are just taller, more agressive wagons. I just wish I could get more wagons in the US with less pretentious douchiness and more manuals.

Sounds like he done broke sumpfin.

Well put, actually.

Can't someone build something like this with doors and a roof and windows and a windshield and a heater so I can use it to commute to work in the winter? I like the Elio idea, but it's front-wheel-drive, which is kind of a boner-wilter.

Oh, but that wagon looks just amazeballs. What a shame we can't get those here anymore. I'd 10 billion times rather have a Passat wagon than a Tiguan or whatever such dreck they foist upon us. Too bad most Americans prefer the dreck.

Who votes 'no' on this shit? Jeez.

I hear all of you guys. I know what I must sound like—the quintessential American who loves big slushbox SUVs so I can drive to the mall and stop off for Starbucks on the way there and McDonald's on the way home. While I am an American, I quietly rage against what seems to be a wholly-American tendency away from

Dafuq?

Small van with manual transmission...hurrrrr....

Watching the R5's crash is good for a giggle, maybe. Watching the Turbos and Turbo 2's crash breaks my heart into many tiny pieces.