Actually, that kinda fits.

These seats. They make my nether bits go all bibbity-bobbity.

Nope. No way this is going to happen. It's far too cool and makes way too much sense. They'll probably just bring over some other cornball FWD-based crossover.

Lincoln won't be worth saving until they both/either:

This times 5 billion.

Agreed. If I can't get it with those cheezball wheels, no sale. And I was ready, too.

God...that sound brings back memories of racing my Team Losi JRX-Pro SE back in high school.

No manual? No thanks then.

Chicago winters suck. Each year I question why I still live here.

In America, that's a Jetta wagon.

Uber-crack.

I'm just gonna say this, and then I'ma crawl into my bomb-proof bunker as the flames start coming hot and heavy...but as a long-time GM fan, it drives me nuts that 'SS' is now a model name when it used to mean a trim package. 'Course, that being said, the dreck GM slapped the ol' 'SS' on kinda shitcanned the whole…

Preach it, brother.

Nah. The article's just wrong. "TaleSpin" was and still is awesome. Got it on DVD. Next.

Not necessarily. You can bring a way-outta-shape FWD car back into line by putting the helm hard over and giving 'er the shoe. I understand that this is 4WD car, but traction's already been broken on the rear wheels, so flooring it (or locked e-brake in a front driver) wouldn't change the attitude much.

But then I could just clownshoe. Not for $18,000 though. Well, there's a wrecked one on the east coast that runs for $11,900. Hmmm...

I am THIS CLOSE to voting NP...simply because I love RWD and think the first-gen Focus was a pretty damn good-looking little car that was supposed to handle like the dickens (I'm sure the handling's gone out the window on this one but it's still looks the business). But...I dunno...automatic? $18,000's sure a lot for…

I did not know that. I am corrected. Still mad crack, though.

I gotta admit, it makes you look twice. And the gauge pod (wait, shit—it's based on a GM product. Gage pod) looks pretty good. But the center console and door panels give it away. And how do you look at yourself in the mirror after painting 'Ferrari' on the same engine cover that sat in (quite literally) countless…

I'm refreshed to see something awesome being done (if it is actually true) to actually increase and enable hoonage instead of catering to laziness and pussification, as in parallel-parking assist and adaptive cruise control. Factory line-lock indeed. I approve.