So, like, what—did this guy emigrate to Australia from Florida? Mustabeen.

Only one answer really...the Triumph Rocket 3. With open exhaust.

Well said. This is the kind of writing I most enjoy reading. More of this, please.

Hmmm....something not right about the front suspension for $17,000...

Waitagoddaminit. I thought Peel P50s had two wheels in the front. Looks like they had both! Guess you learn sumpin errday.

Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God.

Correcting myself—C- segment.

So...Ford is the only American nameplate willing to offer a B-segment hatchback in the States? Come on, Dodge and Chevy. You make 'em; just bring 'em over already.

Already have one. Riding in the rain sucks. Winter too.

I like what you did there.

FWD FTL.

Please be for real please be for real please be for real.

This turd. In case of Nibbles, that's the Murano CrossCabrioludicrous.

Holy hoonwaffles. That picture of the Audi rippin' it up a steep and snow-covered hillside makes my man-bridge go all jibbity-jibbity.

I usually don't like small crossovers.

How did the front end get like that?

What the actual fuck?

And that's embarassing.

Besides, not all 'Murican full-size pickups with manuals are garbage. I have a 1996 Chevy K1500 with the 4.3 Vortec and a 5-speed, and it's a blast. Sure, the shifter is 3 feet long, but the action's nice and the clutch is light. Quite the opposite of what people expect. And I actually do rev-match that thing into…