I agree with Goober.

I hate clowns.

And PeterVWJetta: You, sir, are a steely-eyed missle man.

Oh fuck me...I hope this is it. I hope the thief is really just that stupid. That would go so far to brighten up a shitty day.

Yeah, see....when you said "ending in remarkable collisions," I pictured something else completely different. Like in a "DeathProof" kinda way.

Truth.

(puts face in hands and sobs)

Gaahhh....there go my jumbly bits again...getting all swiggily-swoogily.

Now have Cruella de Vil driving any of the above, for awesomeness X 10. Except Christine. 'Cause that would be, y'know, redundant.

I love how it sounds like Cookie Monster on a mixture of amyls, ether, mescaline and adrenochrome. And booze.

Dude, turn off caps lock. It only makes being a schlamozzle worse when you shout.

You're on the wrong website. Go back to Trollopnik.

Yeah, what he said!

"...loads up...meatily."

Yeah, never mind. I feel stupid now.

So...where'd they get the Mustang SVO wheels?

Truth.

Educated? Then you should know it's the dissolution of any charged particles that allow water to conduct electricity. Rain water isn't full of salts (the chemical definition of salts being any positively charged metal ion bonded ionically to any negatively charged non-metal ion which then dissociate upon…

See, this here's another video that gets my nether-bits all twiddly...gonna have to start backing away from my desk before I press "play" on these or I am going to have to start wrapping stuff in plastic.

Yeah, see, this makes a part of me go all splickity-splack. And now I should probably clean off my monitor. And buy a new keyboard, because this one is...soiled.