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TamTams, where is your poetic soul? Your ethereal warp and weft through the strings that symbolically bind us all regardless of time and space? Your gaze upon distant shores in which the first love that stirred your heart is ever vivified in simmering embers? Your most lucid dreams that spirit you to the fourth

But, also, if your sister is 20 and has been with her boyfriend for like 5 months it’s not even that illogical.

And here I am defending Kim K. (everything else in our universe is ass-backwards, why not this???): if you’ve gone through the agony of infertility, anyone who gets knocked up easily/by accident is basically a personal affront to you. It’s not logical, it’s not reasonable, it’s not fair or right, it’s not that you

This sounds like a lyric of which Bob Dylan would be proud.

Was kind of hoping Kim WOULD go, but not going is fine and 100% justified. I’ve never been held at gunpoint, but if I was I’d probably be a bigger hikkikomori than I am now. Stay strong, bbgurl.

You might really like the book ‘Deluxe. How Luxury Lost It’s Lustre’.

Fascinating! And for no good reason whatsoever, I would have assumed that Prada was well constructed because... Italian something something. I want you to make a blog that reveals all the dirty secrets of high fashion construction. Whose seam allowances are just sloppily serged? Who has the most elegant bias bindings?

That was deliciously bitchy!

From the point of view of someone who loves to sew and wishes she could make a living as a dressmaker — the Gigi Hadid story implies that fancy designer clothes are poorly made and/or poorly fitted, and THAT MAKES ME CRAZY.

I literally went insane

I appreciate Gigi’s efforts, but that stitching is garbage. Call me girl! Every entourage needs a seamstress and I’m hella good!

Jez had it yesterday. I’m not done talking about it either though.

Yeah, that spray frosting / cake paint stuff. It’s dandy for Mad Max parties. :D It does need retouching during the night, especially after eating fresh children, but it’s easier to get hold of than a removable grille (and probably way more comfy).

I dunno, I don’t think Kylie or Kendall were really ever exploited more than their sisters. In the beginning their story lines were pretty kid friendly. So I don’t really agree with that point. I don’t think a baby being in a photo shoot is really a prop. Celebs do shoots with their babies and kids all the time. Non

I would love this twist.

Sadly, that’s very unlikely. At this stage, even if North Korean ICBMs have the range to reach Washington or Mar-a-Lago (doubtful) and warhead miniaturization, they almost surely haven’t yet mastered the reentry technology. I’m pretty sure he knows he’s safe, along with all of his loved ones (Ivanka).

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

WHAT?!?!

On the contrary, I am taking this seriously (honestly embarrassed how invested I am in this) and am solidly anti-Baba. Sirens: Smashing the patriarchy one ship at a time.