also remember how dan lyons worked at valleywag and trashed shanley kane a bunch? yeah nobody here seems to remember it either

yep totally this - saying what you want isn’t needy

starred bc ‘love languages’ talk is silly and so often is over-discussed by people who LOVE armchair psych and meyers-briggs and color theory and ‘love languages’ which is always one part hilarious one part annoying... but sometimes there’s no better way to say it

BUT WAIT, said demna

some fancy designer clothes are made/fitted very well (see: rick owens) and some ‘fancy’ designer clothes are NOT (see: prada)

can someone explain to him that if a nuclear war starts, there’s a 100% chance of HIM PERSONALLY dying in either a blast or the fallout? his self-preservation instinct is strong, maybe that’d be a deterrent?

MAC people are amaaaaaaazing

I was really hoping that link to targeting women on yogurt was gonna go to these wonderful old sarah haskins target women vids

I’m thinking right now that Bloomberg might be our next president? (or, like, the nextnext after the impeachment and pence)

I like to think about how every deviant person I know has a store of vicious and or passive/aggressive statements to throw at their parents when they deserve it. whether or not we ever have a chance to use them is beside the point, its good to know what you’re gonna say when its time

people with the fetish of their wife going out and fucking other dudes still in large prefer the term cuck, fwiw

isn’t it crazy to think of how recently the cold war was?

she is a terrible model

my first take was also to lol

i hate those dumb girls but i love talking shit on them

this is a good acronym

yeah fuck harrison

lol’ed hard at that

its fucking amazing how many biblical metaphors are full of so much nonsense

Joe. Jonas.