Alright, I mixed something up - it’s the KETCHUP that has pink glitter in it, the sausages are glitter-free.

Dinosaurs: feathers, color, teeth, fierce, weird, evolution, science.

As a former resident of both Chicago and New York: I concur. New York Bendy Triangle Pizza and Chicago Deep Dish Pizza are two separate foods. People who try to pit them against each other are being dumb. Just eat it, enjoy it, and shut the fuck up.

This comment drove me nuts. I know people are freaked out, and they say stupid stuff when they’re freaked out, but for fucks sake. You live in Florida. How can you not know that hurricanes can turn on a dime?

I’m on Team KKW on this one. She is all about herself and her looks and clothes and publicity and money, and always has been. She doesn’t have any agenda beyond staying rich and famous and attractive.  

I thought there’d be a mention of Emily Yoffe’s excellent series about campus rape in The Atlantic. It’s definitely a proread though part 3 is yet to come.

The first three months with a baby are physically and emotionally one of the hardest times and you need a human body to bring you sandwiches and take the baby and put it in the crib when you fall asleep, buy toilet paper, figure out if you took your meds that day, etc. I didn’t read it as encouraging her to stay with…

I love them and their cosmetics.:D

I laughed at the dancers’ “I <3 TS” shirts. I do think Taylor reads all the comments.

‘reimbursement/other’s is my new fave. How would you like to pay for your pizza delivery? Reimbursement/other, please.

This is the best way to go about it because even if you don’t end up with the girl, you’ve at least enjoyed the evening talking about things you love. I can’t tell you how fucking BLAND some men can be when they’re trying to “run their game” and their only goal is to get laid using tactics out of a handbook. Ugh.…

I used to be like the first guy.

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

Uh uh. Wherever you go, there you are.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

It’s a flat tax. 6 minutes of sex that can best be described as ‘uncomfortable’ with a dude who looks like a well-dressed suburban Ohio middle school vice principal, every Saturday at 8:30 pm on the dot. But you can write off the 4 martinis required to get you pleasantly fuzzy prior to the act, so there’s that.

I’m curious, what’s the taxation rate for “failed actress/writer/nobody who married rich?”