I can’t help but think that Trump is part of Hillary’s Xanatos Gambit. If she won, she’d be President. If she lost, then Trump would lead the Republican Party to its complete self-destruction and she’d finally have her revenge for the last twenty-five years.

A fitting metaphor since the prodigal son was a dumbass who coasted through life on his Dad’s money.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

her whole shit, as an artist and a designer, is about challenging form. her most vilified collections were that because of her rejection that a woman’s body should be a certain way. her couture is definitely accessible to larger sizes—to those who can afford it, which i cannot—and her RTW is oversized enough,…

I think a lot of so-called “High Fashion” is complete bullshit with very little craft and artistry (especially relative to other media), but Rei Kawakubo is almost an artist/designer first and a maven of “fashion” second. She’s an utter genius

“Where glimpses of Game of Thrones’s seventh season are concerned, HBO has been intensely stingy”

“Silly Americans. You don’t announce such measures. You just implement them.”

That sweet summer child.

I took a consumer marketing class in b-school and one of the things we talked about was infomercials. They purposely choose B-level celebs (like maybe a soap opera star or someone past their hey-day) because for some reason they are more relatable.

The idea of eating the money really sucks. There were real concerns—like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

“You left our shitty existence and now you’re all uppity!”

“The Art of The Lady Deal- Ladies saying vagina stuff to get you to buy their dumb wisdom- witch style” will be the name of my book printed on pink perfumed paper.

I’m not even a super Beyonce fan, but golly gee the hate for her around her is crazy. She’s thirsty? Only $100,000? Not all altruistic? Y’all sound ridiculous. I don’t know if you had to scratch together money for college but I surely did. Let me tell you, any opportunity for free money via essay is good shit. Haters,…

Dear salty commenters: Lemonade was a work of art comprising music, visual art, and poetry. She is literally asking students pursuing creative arts education to do scholarly work. If you think Beyonce needs college essays to simply feel good about herself, that speaks volumes about your own desperation to hate her.

At Easter, my step dad actually quoted the Art of the Deal to me, and told me I should read it because it had good advice like, “always make your most outrageous demand at the beginning of the negotiation!”

I mean... that sounds.... kinda awesome? How do I obtain this look myself??

Stewardesses handle nuts. Duh.

#notalldelinquentstoners