I feel like their faces were created from magazine cutouts of Disney Princes, which is why their individual features are attractive, but their faces as a whole are “off” (to me, anyway).

ugh, new yorkers sound like the coolest friends to have (i don’t even care if i’m romanticizing a bit)

What I love about JD is that he is both a David Bowie and an Adam Lambert impersonator.

OMG, you think they’re those incestuous twins in that Dear Prudence letter from a few years ago?!?

Vegas? Well, that explains the haircut. What does he do for a living? Modern Elvis impersonations?

Yeah, they bring him on sometimes, especially when they are working in Las Vegas, where he lives. It’s always a little awkward, finding something for him to do.

1. My mom theorizes that the Property Brothers are fraternal twins who both got a little bit of plastic surgery to try and pass as identical

2. HGTV’s entire programming philosophy is home renovation + hosts who are slightly “off” in how they interact with one another so the viewer can speculate wildly about their…

I bet he couldn’t properly load a dishwasher to save his life.

Or a sideways chop to the larynx

The Princess Bride. Because it’s the grilled cheese and tomato soup of movies.

At another board on Kinja one insomnia-ridden night a few years ago, someone was moaning about how hungry they were at 2:30 am.

Perfect description of why it’s great to live here.

Yes, this is exactly how I feel about LA, too. Living here is awesome, visiting is shitty.

It’s funny because the small apartment thing is what I love about living here-the city is your backyard and there’s so much less maintenance! If you need a big house fine but don’t get mad that I don’t like the idea of having to maintain that much space. If you’re not spending $$ you’re definitely sacrificing time I…

Well at least these white essay-writers are LEAVING you. They are COMING to Texas, and now we have to deal with them and their attitude that Austin/Houston/wherever is basically like their safety-school.

“That’s cool, I wouldn’t even want to visit where you live” - chocolatesystems, rude New Yorker

This sums up my feelings about people justifying their choice to leave NYC by writing ad nauseum about it and wondering aloud why people stay, aka, don’t make the same choice they made:

He could tell all his friends that their businesses would no longer have to pay for their employees to have health insurance.