its fucking amazing how many biblical metaphors are full of so much nonsense

Joe. Jonas.

this is so weird!

I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR NEW GOT

“I think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think!?”

and really, good on ya for pushing back. it seemed so disheartening when all the ‘how to survive the holiday with your republican relatives’ talk took for granted a political gag rule at the dinner table, because that’s probably the best and one of the only places that people often have their views checked, and who…

I’ve never seen much of his work but like holy shit

i’m having so much fun learning all the scientific problems with the parable and even more fun learning how many people are not having fun with it

but that’s what the goal of feminism is. not whitewomanfeminism or one of the waves of feminism, but the larger belief that this way that we think in these dogdays of patriarchy and capitalism - about ownership, about giving, about taking, about creating, about competition and winning and losing and subjugation and…

yeah i max out my ‘news tolerance’ by about noon these days, so have/get to miss all the 9pm drama

my nuclear ammo against my family is that if they had just let me date and wear makeup or even talk to boys outside the church and have my own interests i might have grown up to be a well adjusted member of society instead of a pot head sex worker who won’t make her bed ever

this somehow makes me so sad. calvin and hobbes deserve better than this. we all do.

no.

what a glorious insult

tbh its at least half the reason i live here - i’m my best in the middle of the night, and that’s allowed here. my day can go from noon to 4am and there’s basically nothing inconvenient about it.

also, i got into an argument with someone the other day about how ‘green’ it is to live in a city and they were stuck on the pollution and i was like, yeah but i don’t contribute to it any of it. my carbon footprint in a year is your like monthly drive to work in your suburban

team fuck drinking beer from cans. as has been pointed out many times, obviously good beer can come in cans. but the sensation of drinking out of a can - the cold thin metal, the no-real-good-place-to-put-your-lips, the tangy metallic noise if you squish the can too hard accidentally - is the worst.

see, that sentiment i absolutely cannnnnnot understand. 99.9% of the people who say that spend a weekend tooling around midtown manhattan and maybe walk through soho (the other 0.1% can afford to live in and out of the city so use it like its a vacation home, and they’re right). it is a gajillion times better to live…

here here! i feel like there’s something in all this butthurt about his behavior that reeks of either entitlement or jealousy. the general ‘we’ think that celebs owe us recognition for our worship, or imagine that if it were one of us up there we’d be so grateful and gracious we’d always sign one more autograph or…

once i was in an art supply store and this song came on and as i moved through the store singing under my breath i realized that everyone else in the store was also singing along quietly while browsing paint and and glitter glue it was the closest i’ve ever gotten to being in a disney movie except everyone was wearing…