wake n bake on a thursday morning! (it’s still 11:56 so that counts)

lifehack: never stop doing this, then become president.

hey girl, fellow super-conservative religious upbringing resulting in wildly and weirdly inexperienced and bizarre sexual hang ups friend here. first off, hey! its hard breaking out of the bubble but it gets better. be kind to yourself. and second, this might sound crazy and this isn’t necessarily advice, but what i…

he has an amazing sense of humor

i’m always surprised how far i have to scroll down to find the commenters talking about how great it is not to have kids... its so great to not have kids!

why the fuck didn’t he pick raven tho? (i’m just watching now)

i ask this as a single woman who mostly dgaf about being too clean, but i feel like this ‘if you want something done right you have to do it yourself to the detriment of your self’ thing is such a common issue when talking about the distribution of labor. and my question is: what’s the harm in letting a dude do a…

you deserve it!

i fucking love to smoke after i run. i also really like to smoke before i run sometimes, if i know i only want to go for a really slow run. smoke a bit, pop in the velvet underground, go run into infinity.

i cried happy tears of relief and nostalgia when i read that gorgeous conversation between her and lorde like four years ago, how attuned to the world and their emotions and their peers and the actual struggles of being a teenager, and felt so overwhelmingly empowered and emboldened by their spirit and earnestness and…

especially because she started her career as a fashion blogger - i mean, shorts sneakers and a tank are fashion, but i have to feel like 11-year-old her would be a bit disappointed

omg i fucking love these and i’m so good at eating them: you have to suck them until they’re JUUUUUST the right thinness so that when you crunch into them and the liquid bit comes out its so tasty and perfect

ok but i’ve tried this one and its kinda awesome!? it reminds me of these weird treats you can get in peru that are like chocolate covered saltines and so fucking good

remember that weirdass elle cover where her torso was about an inch long and her neck was nowhere? that was awful. and how do none of them know how to smize? fuck it

i’ll never forget the way he held up that kid at his rally who asked what the wall will be made of

also, calm the fuck down everyone it was one goddamn day

i can’t believe i’m the first person to ask, but..

this is one of my favorite songs like ever

its difficult to adequately express how true this is

and maybe not even them