i legit have practiced this in a mirror

i just contributed to what will inevitably be the bajillions of views that vid rakes in and now i’m sad

i have to say, of everything amazing about her i think i love rihanna the most for her flawlessly dismissive interactions with people who annoy her

probably one of the loveliest tattoos in the public eye

her unfortunate hairstyle is the thing that’s really killing it for me. girl, if you have a tiny forehead, don’t part your hair in the middle. sincerely, 15yo me

showed up for this. fuck demna for a lot of things, but especially for making me not hate alexander wang’s balenciaga by comparison

i’m still not over margiela kicked out of his house

just in case: sale season is your friend! farfetch does some truly amazing extra 10% offs and theoutnet has preowned stuff. and if you’re only going for the aesthetic, the lilies and drkshdw lines get the job done nicely

omg lets talk about ghesqiuere. when is he gonna get on to his brilliance? why can’t he work for a house that will let him DO stuff? i’m conflicted that margiela the man was forced out of margiela the house but i’m fucking over the moon that galliano is there and giving us nonsense and shenanigans again

that’s 150million percent what it is. he is 83 years old, used to be fat, and is vain as fuck. i would bet you my entire wardrobe (none of it being chanel, because lagerfeld is not my idea of a good designer) that his whole look/schtick is based around wanting that high collar to hold his neck skin in.

she really is good in all these bullshit ‘dialogues’. obviously works really fucking hard to have her talking points solid, probably works harder at presenting her message than 95% of people on tv, and for totally thankless opponents and frustrating roundabouts. we thank her tho! thank you!

its because she’s fucking awesome. even david bowie said so.

we do!

captain america fighting nazis on twitter is the most extra thing ever and i’ve loved it so much this week

oxford commas are excellent

this is the thing i’ve had such a hard time explaining to trumpists/apologists: we don’t want to be doing this any more than they don’t want us to be. i mean, for fucks sake, people on the left drink, we do drugs, enjoy sex, are more likely to have less kids, more time and money, etc. we’ve got a lot better things to…

i feel like i would CRUSH IT on the bachelor but no way in hellllllllllllllll would i talk about my family and have him come see where i grew up... i’d go on if the producers let me tell homeboy i’m an orphan with amnesia and can’t remember anything that happened before i was 18. and if the producers were cool with…

there’s MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?! brb running to the library now

yeah she judged a TEENAGED BOY for being shallow and stupid. teenaged boys are the worst. after trump and nazis.

remember ella enchanted? the book was a gorgeous retelling, with real magic and an actual many years long relationship between ella and char. plus ever after was a fun movie! come on beauty and the beast people get your thinking caps on!