THIS WAS SO MESSED UP

raven drunk on that island before the date turned sour was the cutest thing ever, i loved it so much. adorable drunks are so great.

but like come on if i ran a multimillion dollar business you better fucking believe i’d have a nanny to make my bed. jk who gives a shit about making beds but like def pay to get my laundry done and stuff

also, like, it’s so hard to get the strength to admit it to yourself, and then admit it to your family and friends, then admit it to the million (?) people who are casually turning in every week and that it might cost you your lucrative (?) job

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE MORMONS DOING. what the fuck. i left the church a long time ago but - though prop 8 was gross af - i always maintained that they were moralistic to a fault, and especially because being discriminated against is like a core portion of their personal history and they’re all obsessed with the…

he’ll try to move back to manhattan where he’ll be booed and mocked every where he goes, which will be the only thing in the world that has the power to make him feel bad about what he’s done, so he’ll move to florida and watch his club drown because of Trump Global Warming TM

werddddd. i used to live with some feminist academic women who don’t watch things that don’t pass the bechdel test, or that feature female nudity and not male nudity, and we talked about it all. the. time. i missed a lot of tv/movies that year. these days i’ll watch everything there is but i can’t help but notice all…

i’ve been rewatching the really old ones recently, because as bad as the shit he’s talking about back then is, it feels like fucking entertainment and escapism compared to now

i hear he idolizes donny, who will have almost nothing to do with him, which is so sad on so many levels

seth macfarlane may be sexist and pretty low brow about a lot of his humor, but shit like this is so so good

you absolutely HAVE to store them in chronological order

did he give up the gold ones?

i haven’t laughed this hard in daaaaaays

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/you-would-do-same-thing-if-old-witch-had-your-fath-55119

i feel like not enough of them are taking seriously the idea that WE’RE ALL GOING TO ACTUALLY FUCKING DIE IF THIS MESS ISN’T DEALT WITH

i nominate willem dafoe - jesusy, but also creepy, which is hilarious

and it’s HILARIOUS how she knows nick just wants to bone and so just basically is doing foreplay with him all the time and he can’t fucking control himself. its so fun! i just wish homegirl had enough self respect/awareness to in the end be like buh bye fuckboy but i bet she sleeps w him

bitch can’t handle her weed

except, i’m a godforsaken cunt and its so fucking amazing. fuck god (in a negative way). fuck cunts (in a positive way).

yeah why is he always mumbling/slurring!?